Starbeams: Thanksgiving and Airport-approved Skivvies

Things are out of control in Kansas City.

It’s not even Thanksgiving yet and already people are vomiting in Westport like it’s St. Patrick’s Day.

There is a new type of underwear that puts fig leaves over your private parts when you’re going through the airport scanner.

I thought about buying some but I’ll have to wait until they come out with the Elephant Ear version.

Harry Potter brought in $125 million over the weekend. A new survey shows a lot of "Harry Potter" kids grew up to be "Twilight" fans. Stands to reason.

When I was a kid went from watching a lot of I Dream of Jeanie to spending a lot of time alone in my bedroom.

St. Louis ranks #1 in the nation on the new list of "Most Dangerous Cities."

In 2009, St. Lou had more than 2,000 violent crimes per 100,000 people. The national average is 429 per 100,000.
St. Louis was followed by:

*  Camden, New Jersey
*  Detroit, Michigan
*  Flint, Michigan
*  Oakland, California

The only non-violent place in St. Louis is on the field playing against the Rams defense.

 

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