I was actually supposed to travel to Denver for the Chiefs game but my wife accidentally booked my flight for December instead of November.
I was mad at her until midway through the first quarter. Anyone want to go to Denver December 11?
Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church paraded into McAlester, Oklahoma last week to protest another military funeral. But through a divine act of intervention, somehow their church bus tires were slashed. Apparently, GOD HATES TIRES.
TOP 5 REASONS TODD HALEY REFUSED TO SHAKE JOSH McDANIEL’S HAND:
#5. His hand was too sore from calling in bad plays.
#4. Thought Josh was terrible in Dumb and Dumber…(oh, that’s JEFF DANIELS.)
#3. Because he had WHINE FLU.
#2. Still upset because my wife booked the wrong flight.
#1. People associated with the Broncos aren’t worth the effort.
The FDA has banned the use of the words LOW TAR and MILD on cigarette packages as they have been found no safer than regular cigarettes. We found kids in our neighborhood still gladly accept them for Halloween.