Starbeams: Runaway Train

"Unstoppable" opens in theaters today. It’s like "Speed." But instead of a runaway bus, it’s a train. I’m still waiting for a movie about hijacking that one guy who rides the JO.

I’m covering the Chiefs/Broncos game for KC CONFIDENTIAL. The last time I wore Chiefs wear to Mile High, people threw beer on me. When I went to the game in Houston a month ago, I tried being obnoxious.

This time I haven’t showered in a week. Right now I’m looking for a Motel 6 within walking distance of Invesco Field.

The average Thanksgiving dinner cost this year is $43.47 – up 1.3 percent from last year.

My family spends more than that on alcohol. My family tree is CORK.

http://www.mb-kc.com/
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2 Responses to Starbeams: Runaway Train

  1. extremus says:

    Less than a shoestring?
    "I’m covering the Chiefs/Broncos game for KC CONFIDENTIAL."

    I’m guessing that meant Hearne issued you a not-quite-dried-up magic marker, an old pizza carton and directions to I-70W.

    This used to be a fun-to-read blog; now it’s a sorry piece of excrement. It must be hard to put this out when the librarian keeps telling you your time is up and you have to go to the back of the computer line again.

    I’ll stop by every so often, but don’t hold up the wake on my account.

  2. mark x says:

    Ding .. ding … ding … we have a winner
    …It must be hard to put this out when the librarian keeps telling you your time is up and you have to go to the back of the computer line again….

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