TOP 5 EXPLANATIONS FOR THE MISSILE FIRED OFF THE WEST COAST:
#5. Before leaving office, Gov. Schwarzenegger wants to know what this button does.
#4. Crazy Harry trying to prove to the world he is truly crazy.
#3. Jay Leno trying to steal the thunder from Conan again.
#2. The missile had a dream about Megan Fox.
#1. Celebration of my November 1996 appearance on Party of Five.
A bank teller was kidnapped, brought to the U.S. Bank on Overland Parkway and 119th street and forced to remove money from the bank early this morning. A bank employee found the teller bloody and tied to a chair.
If someone kidnaps you, drives you to a bank, forces you to remove money, ties you to a chair and then smacks you around, do you still give them a lollipop?
Conan’s new show on TBS drew 4.2 million viewers on Monday night. By comparison, only 3.5 million watched Leno and 3.4 million viewed Letterman. Just wait until Conan goes head to head against Que Pasa KC!