The price of gold is pushing $1,400 an ounce. My broker, Charles Sheen, just bought a controlling interest in Goldschläger.
30 tons of pot was discovered in a deep tunnel on the US/Mexican border last week.
No wonder those Chilean miners were smiling when they emerged from the hole.
The Republican Congress is already pumping up the economy. Since John Boehner became House speaker-elect, there’s been a wait nationwide to get in a tanning bed.
NASA had to scrub last week’s shuttle launch. Due to budget cuts, the pilots are upset about the luggage fees.