 Well Chiefs Fans like I told you last week, HE IS THE FRANCHISE…His name is Matt Cassel. Yes sir, we were wrong – I was wrong. The man gets better every week. Three weeks in a row his passer ratings passed 100. He is fast becoming a star in the NFL.
Oh yeah, Bad boy Dwayne Bowe, is moving on up with Matt.
Guess he listened to us about cooling it with the green.
 37 Responses to Glazer: Matt ‘The Franchise’ Cassel |
mark x
After the debacles in Denver & San Diego yesterday, the Chiefs are pretty much guaranteed a divisional championship and a playoff spot.
jjskck
No, his club has Matt Cassel in first place. Big difference.
dp
Cassel is 9th in the NFL in QB rating. Uh, I’ll take that. No room on the bandwagon for Glazer.
jojo
GLAZER…YOU’RE ALWAYS THE LAST GUY TO KNOW
SOMETHING..
THIS IS THE SAME BANDWAGON GARBAGE YOU WROTE
BEFORE..
we want to know…
1. where’s black barby?
2. whens the blockbuster movie coming out?
3. did you do holly star?
4. is hearne bi? (polar)
5. are you still jacking yourself off?
6. whats your horoscope sign?
7. done any good drugs lately (legal drugs)
8. wheres the hot chicks hanging now that
woodside is closed?
9. are you still masturbating
10. is hearne watching you?
craig glazer
JoJo, drugs legally taken include Test/hgh at times, thats why I am so well built and could kick most guys butts. Black Barbie, we are done, wish her well, she hates me now, oh well. Eastwood and I meet in three weeks in LA with Eisner to fix losing our star last year, Zack, so when he finsishes JEdger Hoover with Leo D.we can see about moving to shooting this movie, hope so, but its not in my hands anymore, its theirs, if anyone can do it those guys can, I am still a producer with them, but lets face it, they are the stars. I am a Pisces. I rarely masturbate cause I have too many girlfriends that do it for me. Hearne has a new girlfriend, Asian, cute, in her 30’s, nice. Holly Star is a friend and nice girl, but damn wish I knew her when she was single, sweet girl. Anything else JoJo.?
Rockyroad
Glazer you might be right, he is getting better. Maybe he will be a good one.
Dino
Couldn’t tell if you were serious or just trying to piss us all off. However yes Matt is doing much better.
Steve Kramer
OK now you’re on board, we’ll let you come with us.
jojo
lol….youre the king glazer!
so hearne likes the asian stuff? ah so!
jojo
glazer…with all that puss couldnt you
set your buddy tony up with someone.
He needs it. He said if you set him up with
one ofyour hotties…he’ll take her to
chuckie cheese.
Do a guy a favor.
craig glazer
ok, I will.
KellysGuy
Matt THE FRANCHISE, you are kidding. Glazer you are more of a Franchise then this jack bat! Maybe you and Matt and Todd can all go out at night together. Just please stay away from Kellys. Thank you.
DowntownDavy
Matt,Matt, the river rat! Glazer what you smoking son?
KCMO staffer
Hey davy at least Matt is good looking.
MGarr
Hearne why is Glazer not listed in the group of writers you have? Is he the suprise guest?
KellysGuy
Glazer you got DBowe in your basement? Let him out for air. You got him way to fucked up!
bschloz
Your God Damn Right! Matt’s The Man!
Don’t it feel good when Chiefs do well. As a customer of mine said today “It lifts your spirits” So many good things yesterday!
How bout the guy that’s been shucking corn for last 5 years and 3 days later he is starting QB for Jags…I’ll bet that sumbitch had trouble getting out of bed today. Great Show.
KerouacOnTheRoad
The underwhelm continues…
kc answered the not so much burning as nugatory trivia question, “what can we do for an encore, Sunday?”
Make an NFL team was without it’s #1, #2 & #3 qbs look scintillating and need well into the 4th quarter at home to get past them?
DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!
That an ‘man off the street’ who only showed up Monday yet outplayed kc’s version Willie Sutton merely served to confirm the suspicion: here in kansas city, we spell relief “keep those tomato cans comin!”
kc kept intact it’s resume of not having beaten let alone played anyone to date. The cumulative record their opponents gamedays? 8-10. Upon the backs a .444 lot is built a mirage. P.T. Barnum was credited with, “there’s a sucker born every minute”; if you believe Barnum did say this you too have been had, as chiefs fans.
* Have played 1 winning team, HOU – and LOST
* They played an .500 team in IND – and LOST
* Played 3 winless (SD, CLEV, SF) everyone else had beaten… kc did/could do no better.
* Yesterday’s opponent? Yet another .500 team… the defense-less were again manhandled much the game, the #1 bust imitating a safety was burned for yet another td pass, the $63 mil boondoggle again looked every inch a high school qb and it took all of Herm’s draft choices and all of His men to snatch victory the jaws defeat (Johnson’s int td return, Hali’s sack attack & Dorsey tack on d, Albert, Richardson, Carr & Charles too.
Next: BUFF
Should be a battle of two equally-matched teams, the usual suspects in tow for kc: a team at 0-6 in the Bills v kc’s highly suspect 4-2, NYJ, NE, GB, MIA and JAC having tested BUFF more so than kc’s creampuff schedule, them.
Factoring in the Bills 0-6 the cumulative record gamedays of kc’s opponents this year: 8-16 .300
Ay caramba
BUF is horrendous make no mistake, but as they are playing a mirror image in kc on Sunday, it could be a real toe-tapper (Chan’s coming back to town and ca$$el has a powerful hankering to impress his old OFF C-O.)
Bring along the No Doz anyway, just in case…
BUFF 27 – kc 16
KerouacOnTheRoad
Blog gremlin omitted another; BUFF also played the BALT Ravens, yesterday, and very nearly won.
Be afraid kc, be very afraid…
bschloz
@KOTR
Would it really have changed you if we went ahead and finished off Houston? Go ahead and Handicap what the spread would be if Chiefs played the Jets,Pats,Steelers,Colts in Arrowhead? Pick Em Chiefs +1-2?…Wait a second didn’t Cleveland just work over the World Champions and didn’t KC beat Cleveland in Cleveland? By this logic we are World Champion Caliber,no?
Herm Edwards guys? Come on man say 1 thing nice about them CHIEFS BABY! All I saw was RED!
“BUFF also played the BALT Ravens, yesterday, and very nearly won.” “very nearly” only counts in Horse Shoes and Drive-In Movies. Peace Brother…Tell me your not short Netflix and Apple too?
KC 28- Buff 10 5-2 with conviction
KerouacOnTheRoad
“Come on man say 1 thing nice about them CHIEFS”
– ok; an improved stadium experience courtesy more room to walk about (what with attendance noticeably DOWN…)
“very nearly” only counts in Horse Shoes and Drive-In Movies.”
– not unlike kc’s high dive fosbury flops into an empty W/L record; great taste, less filling…
“KC 28- Buff 10 5-2 with conviction”
– opponents records have already indicted them, the conviction comes not too distant future…
smartman
Matt’s a franchise alright, kinda like Pooper Scooper’s, the folks the pick up dog shit.
smartman
Matt’s a franchise alright, kinda like Pooper Scooper’s, the folks THAT pick up dog shit.
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Samuel Dierolf
Your facts in this article is astonishing and wicked. So delighted to be a regular reader!
craig glazer
GOOD SO WE ARE ALL AGREED. MATT CASSEL IS THE FRANCHISE. From now on we will just refer to him that way THE FRANCHISE. Thank you.
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KerouacOnTheRoad
“GOOD SO WE ARE ALL AGREED. MATT CASSEL IS THE FRANCHISE.”
– ze plane ze plane! No, just de glaze…
Merriam-Webster wrote the book as it were, as to ‘franchise’:
[ 1: freedom or immunity from some burden or restriction vested in a person or group ]
– the burden being an inability get beyond his matt- er of fact averagene$$…the restriction being his head and shoulders, but even more so than that his arm… when are we to be granted immunity/set free?
The team on field faces the same Danger: no respect.
[ 2: a special privilege granted to an individual or group ]
– watching haley’s
cometfolly is a privilege? We’ve already seen this story & it always ends the same way… badly.[ 3: the right of membership in a professional sports league ]
– they’ll let anyone play qb the NFL nowadays…
The Drudge Report has Matt, Simpson’s Groening, Dodge City Marshall Dillon.
kc?
We get dick as in Dastardly’s sidekick mutt(ley) ca$$el… (SFX heh heh heh heh heh heh heh)
KerouacOnTheRoad
Blog gremlin omission pt. 2
Bowe knows tds – 2 more, thanks again Herm for drafting him as the 50% this 2010 team yours.
Where would Bowe be without ca$$el?
Honolulu.
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