"Isn’t Halloween a national day for sluts, like Maria, to slut it up? I agree with the op Maria, just show us your tits, you slut, you know you want to. Your words make no sense, so keep your mouth shut and your tits out." *** Huh? on Maria Juarez’ column about slutty Halloween costumes.
"The only reason I post inane crap is so that you fine people can maintain your sense of purpose in life: commenting on a blog about how the 19-year-old intern is a slut. Consider it a favor from me to you. I post shit. You shout into the dark about how shitty my shit is. Keep ‘em coming! It brightens my day." *** Maria.
"Craig I wouldn’t want to do my life over, nope. I would do yours though, you crazy bastard." *** Rob Lane on Craig Glazer’s question, if you do it again – exactly as before – would you live your life over?
"Look at the big brain on Craig? Again. Someone thought you wanted to do yourself in! Not Craig Glazer, you love yourself way too much." *** Maureen.
"Glazer for all you know this is your second time around. Guess what? You are still a dick." *** KellysGuy
"You stop talkin shit on me on Johnny Dare. I am serious, it is so makin me mad. My friends hear you on it and call me and wake me up. Don’t you know I work late and that its hard for me to be up an answer those damn calls. So leave me outta your mouth on radio bitch." *** Black Barbie, Glazer’s stripper ex.
"To better serve our readers, kansascity.com will switch to a new article commenting service called Disqus on Thursday, Oct. 21. Translation . . . Filter out any dissenting opinion or criticism of the content wouldn’t want to rock the boat." *** Steve, on the Kansas City Star censoring reader comments online.
"Unfortunately, if you ignore inaccuracies, what you let go of is the truth." *** Fitzpatrick’s response.
"BILL-full if him-SELF is gonna get visited by the roosting chickens. Blood from Lew Perkins is still gonna splash on Bill." *** smartman on KU basketball coach Bill Self’s optimistic outlook for this year’s team.
"@ smartman…come to the Cigar Box and identify yourself, i’ll beat the living shit out of ya. bill and i will be kickin back on thrusday night, cum see us." *** Al Latta, but very likely not the real Al Latta.