Back Talk: Go Ask Alice, Gallagher’s Crotch, Kietzman’s Wallet, Fair Weather Football Fans, Contraband Fruit & Welcome to Vaginaville

Not everyone has time to go back and catch every comment. Let alone the gems that show up in a category they may not regularly read… To that end, we present to you, a collection of our greatest hits:                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ***

"I had always heard what I thought was (sub)urban legend, that Alice Cooper attended a party at that house on the cliff overlooking I-70. Of course, those stories also included satanic ritual, drinking of blood, etc. Nice to know the real story. I had thought of that recently as AC was playing so near that location." *** hernia christopherson

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"You can learn a lot about a person by how he chooses, who he roots for. If you can change your allegiance from one rival school to another, you’re a piece of shit, plain and simple."   *** Dr. Beeper


"Weston’s AppleFest is a joke. Went there a couple years ago wanting to buy a fresh apple fritter and some fresh local apple cider. No fritter stands to be found, and the only apple cider was from Louisburg, KS. I’ll be Goddamned if I buy cider made over in Kansas at a town in Missouri’s apple festival. Needless to say, I haven’t been back since. Fuck Weston MO, and fuck their shitty AppleFest."    *** Eric

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"Craig, you should have placed an over-ripe casaba melon on Gallagher’s crotchel region. Laying the wood on said region (a la George Brett 80’s era), you could have spread the melon-squishins to the quad-county boundaries. Only then, should you have given him the autographed copy of your book."    *** lil’ hearne


"My guess is that Gallagher was pissed because Craig didn’t give him any of his stash of blow."    *** Jayhawk Tony

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"You’re wrong Greg Hall, Kevin Kietzman doesn’t have a heart, only a wallet. He’s just PO’d that he won’t have the Huskers to beat up (metaphorically) any more. He’s the KC sports version of Glenn Beck. All KK needs is a blackboard."   *** Harold Smith


"I saw a group of red-clad men storm a family restroom pushing aside a father with his 3-yr old, leg-crossed son, trying to make it in time, and keep the kid at bay while they individually used the bathroom. I’ll miss those classy Huskers!"    *** Ptolemy

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"We got a black dude in the White House ruining the country and a black dude in Lawrence ruining KU football. Both suffer from a lack of REAL leadership experience and both are gonna have a hard time keeping the true believers on the bandwagon past November 2."   *** smartman


Re smartman’s comment: " ‘I’d vote for a lesbian, latina, Scientologist if she had sound social and economic policies.’ "

"Me, too. Some of my best friends are lesbians, Latina’s, and Scientologist’s, not to forget Catholics, Jews, and Buddist’s."   *** Fred Flintstone

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"They should change the signs from guitars to vaginas. That’d be more interesting and accurate. Maybe make ‘em with Chia pet-like pubic hair and somebody can trim ‘em up when she’s in a relationship and let ‘em grow when she’s strummin’ her own chords." *** smartman on the Melissa Etheridge signs in Leavenworth and her recent, unhappy split with partner Tammy Lynn Michaels.

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14 Responses to Back Talk: Go Ask Alice, Gallagher’s Crotch, Kietzman’s Wallet, Fair Weather Football Fans, Contraband Fruit & Welcome to Vaginaville

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