Hearne: Caddyshack 3, Jason Whitlock’s Unfinished Opus

“I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think…”

That line and others from Bill Murray’s character Carl Spackler in the 1980 movie Caddyshack inspired Joe Moretina to open a cozy little pub called the

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7 Responses to Hearne: Caddyshack 3, Jason Whitlock’s Unfinished Opus

  1. Anonymous says:

    jl
    Hearne Jr.: One thing you need to do is to start captionizing the photos with these stories. For instance, is the last photo above of Fannin & Lawton, or The Captain & Tennille, or who? Maybe you could put the new New York fashion hound, Nikki, on that task.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Steve Vockrodt
    Some people just don’t belong…

  3. Anonymous says:

    Ross
    In other words “we have no proof this happened, but wish it did – so we’ll print it here on a website with no accountability.”

    Shameless.

  4. Anonymous says:

    D’Annunzio
    Go interview the wait staff from Garozzo’s downtown. They were in the Shack and saw it all go down.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Hearne
    Got a name or time frame when the incident went down?

  6. Anonymous says:

    John Altevogt
    I’m sorry, but I remember a story The Star published about Stan Glazer when he ran for mayor. the essence of the story was that The Star claimed that he had been busted for soliciting a prostitute, or a cop working a sting, except, by all accounts, there was no record of the bust anywhere and the story also admitted that if the bust did occur, Glazer was cut loose without charges being filed. Damage done, thank you, without one bit of evidence provided.

  7. Anonymous says:

    D’Annunzio
    Texas v. Alabama, national championship game. Remember what a big fan Fannin is of the Longhorns, complete with a faux degree from UT.

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