Hearne: Craig’s List Offer; Flesh Flash for Monday Night Chiefs Tix

Been a while since the front page stories about couples battling over Chiefs tickets in divorce cases…

Quite a while, matter of fact.

Today’s Chiefs live in the shadow of the Blackout Age and exaggerated attendance numbers.

But stop the presses, this just in…

A local ran an ad for Chiefs tickets on Craig’s List offering to go topless for tickets to tonight’s Chiefs game.

“Will show you my boobs for two cheap Chiefs tickets tonight – $40 (Kansas City),” reads the ad’s headline.

“I’m looking for two discounted CHIEFS VS CHARGERS tickets for tonight’s game,” the ad continued. “The tickets must be in lower level section.

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11 Responses to Hearne: Craig’s List Offer; Flesh Flash for Monday Night Chiefs Tix

  1. Anonymous says:

    Justin
    Wow, that would be so awesome if it were a man.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Walkert5
    I feel sorry for your lame-A source…who’s desperate enough to go through the process of e-mailing fake tickets just to see (allegedly) a woman’s boobs? Hope he gets to see real life ones some day; for free.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Deez Nuutz
    So Craig’s List ads are now headline news? Holy crap. Hey, can I freelance for this site? I spent several hours on backpage.com today. I also visited an asian massage parlor, turns out sometimes they will offer you sexual favors in exchange for money! I smell a story there (in more ways than one).

    Where’s the update about that bum you used to stalk?
    ___________________
    HC: Hold it right there! What do you mean, “used to”?

  4. Anonymous says:

    Hearne Fan
    FergetK those other commenters, this is a funny story, I am glad it hit the pages.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Melba in Mission
    seems the first craigs list flasher might be playing too small,,,

    i’m in this game, now. will flash my double d’s–when you’ve paid my august bill to kcpl.

    and yes, i am a woman.
    and, no, you can’t just work for kcpl in the billing department and just credit my account!

    my real question is, what category of craig’s list do i post this offer in??

    i’m not kidding. $302, cash on the cleavage.

  6. Anonymous says:

    hearne
    Uh, we’ll get right back to you, Melba

  7. Anonymous says:

    Pimps Up Hos Down
    does that mean there could be a new service provided by KCC? Count me in.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Deez Nuutz
    HC: Hold it right there! What do you mean,

  9. Anonymous says:

    Deez Nuutz
    HC: Hold it right there! What do you mean,

  10. Anonymous says:

    Deez Nuutz
    Ah shit, double post. Had to do some late night editing.

  11. Anonymous says:

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