OTC: Kansas’ Saint TurnerOver Gets Stampeded On Honeymoon Night

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24 Responses to OTC: Kansas’ Saint TurnerOver Gets Stampeded On Honeymoon Night

  1. Anonymous says:

    Gavin
    I sat through every miserable play of that excretion of a game and I’m not sure I’ve ever see a worse KU performance. And I graduated from there in 1988 and again in 1991 so I know from bad football.

    I’m still not on the “Fire Turner Gill” bandwagon and it wouldn’t matter if I was because the guys is gonna get two years, minimum, but I wanted to hear from Chuck Long about what the hell was going on with that playcalling. I get that you have to play an offense that plays to your strengths and maybe there just aren’t many to work with, but how the hell do they try so rarely to stretch the field at least a bit?

  2. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    If all my KU alum buddies pay up I can take the month of September off. Thanks TG!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    They have jobs?

  4. Anonymous says:

    Jay
    Now we all know way Dr Tom hired Bo and not alum Gill. Why the hell Lew never gave gave a proven head coach like Tommy Tuberville a chance to interview let alone the job I will never know, but I sure like to hear his answer.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Cliffy
    In case you missed this gem from Stevo a couple of days ago (see below) … too funny. DUI’s are no laughing matter but drinking and keyboarding can be pretty hilarious.

    Stevo Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 1:39 am
    ALMOST FORGOT!!!
    Hey Jojo and Cliffy,

    Woohoo let

  6. Anonymous says:

    Johnny Utah
    ku’s problems are easy to diagnose. o line is worst I’ve ever seen, and that includes terry allen days.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Paul
    Hey KU fan….missing the Fat Man yet? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Stevo
    Oh Cliffy, Cliffy. If Ron Zook didn’t shit his pants every time his team was ahead at half we’d be arguing over which game was more disappointing…okay probably not. KU sucks. KU really really stinks. They hired the wrong dude for an obscene salary and now we’re going to have to take our medicine.
    But Mizzou is no revelation either, my friend. And your starting running back is going to be a registered sex offender!

  9. Anonymous says:

    JimmyD
    GH: Is Alden na

  10. Anonymous says:

    JAM

  11. Anonymous says:

    chuck
    “Ring…., ring….,”

    MRS. MANGINO: “Hello. Who? Uh…ok, just a minute. Mark, its for you.”

    COACH MANGINO: *Pushes away a Grand Slam breakfast, the phone dissapears in his hand* “Hello.”

    6 TO 3: “Hey Coach, sorry to bother you, but this is 24 to 21 begged me to call ya”

    COACH MANGINO: “What?”

    6 TO 3: “24 to 21, Orange Bowl! 2008!”

    COACH MANGINO: “Goddamnit thats right! I took Kansas to a fuckin Orange Bowl!” *Turns his head, hand over the phone.* “Honey! I still can’t believe I took funkin KANSAS to the Orange Bowl and won!! We are talking loaves, fishes, lepers and raisin the dead baby!!!”

    MRS. MANGINO: “Settle down sweetheart, the paddles are upstairs and the doctor hates it when I hit you with them more than twice a day.”

    COACH MANGINO: *Turns back to the phone* “So, how ya doin 6 TO 3?”

    6 TO 3: ” Bad coach, bad. I had dreams of growing up to be 72 to nothing, now look at me, just another score taking shit from 24 to 21.”

    COACH MANGINO: “Well…., uh…, well no one is swearing there anymore.”

    6 TO 3: “Are ya fuckin shittin me? This is DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL, not some pre op she-male encounter group where we braid each other’s hair! I had dreams coach, dreams!!”

    COACH MANGINO: “Put 24 to 21 on the line, I wanna remember the old days.”

    6 TO 3: “Old days? Jesus Coach, that was 18 months ago. Besides 24 to 21 is on the other line with some VERY unsympathetic Suicide Hotline folks, I guess they are based outta Missouri.”

    COACH MANGINO: “There is a god in heaven.”

    6 TO 3: “Ya know Whitlock is gone, run outta town, no one here will call ya fat, please come back!”

    COACH MANGINO: “Whitlock is run outta town?”

    6 TO 3: “Yep”

    COACH MANGINO: “Give 24 to 21 my best.” *Hangs up phone* “There is a god in heaven.”

  12. Anonymous says:

    Jayhawk Fan
    Yes I miss the fatman, and laugh all you want, it is meaningless to me.

    —————————-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkZsSydzQjM

    I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to?
    My Juanita
    I said Jaunita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
    My Juanita

    Don’t want nobody who won’t dive for dimes
    Don’t want no speedballs ’cause I might die trying
    Throw me a line, throw me a line
    ‘Cause there’s a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
    I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan
    Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run
    Runnin’ down the street yelling at the top of his lungs
    “All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun”
    “All I want in this life and time is some hit and run”

    I said Juanita, my sweet Jaunita, what are you up to?
    My Jaunita
    I said Jaunita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
    My Juanita

    ———————-
    1984 called and wants their 3-6 score back.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Harry Balczak
    @JAM. I think Lawrence Kansas is close enough to qualify as Chiefs country, despite the existance of a state line between it and Arrowhead Stadium.

  14. Anonymous says:

    JoHawk
    Lew inherited Bill Self and Mark Mangino, who he then fired.

    Lew hired Bonnie and Reverand Gill.

    Clearly picking coaching talent isn’t his strength.

  15. Anonymous says:

    The Independent Rage
    Tom Keegan, columnist, KUSports.com: “I still believe Kansas University can get to four victories this season.” Good Grief! What an awful attitude to have to embrace. Reminds me of being at MU from Fall 1989 through May 1997 and, for that matter, MU as a general proposition from 1984 largely through 2004: We were always good for 3 or 4 wins most years! Talk about defeatism.

    And what’s with a columnist on KUSports.com referring to the jayhawkers as “Kansas University” (who says that?) instead of “KU”? Is he trying to distance himself from his natural ilk? But I’m not casting any real stones concerning such a course of action — not after reading about the most embarrassing loss in Kansas jayhawker football history.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Hammy
    Steveo, are you mentally retarded? Do you realize Washington was thrown off the team? Something ku refuses to do to players that break the law. Its great that you try and revel in that because your team blows.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Cliffy
    Hammy … the answer to your first question is yes (it’s a good thing Rainbow Man isn’t here, although it may just be the term “REE-tard” that sets him off). As to your second question, don’t bother him with the facts. He thinks he’s on a roll.

  18. Anonymous says:

    nick
    Maybe Mangino deserved to be fired, but this lone game should help non-KU fans understand why we liked Mangino.

    Mangino’s teams hardly ever looked ill-prepared or undisciplined. And if they did, he’d change that by half-time.

    Greg, I agree, Gill looked and sounded scared and not comfortable. I hope and pray it’s just a one-game nightmare, but my gut tells otherwise.

    Some say we need to give him time and let him “bring in his type of players”. Well, he may blown that chance Saturday. What stud wants to play at Kansas after losing to ND State?!

    It’s hard not to wonder what Saturday’s score might have been had Mangino, Tuberville or Skip Holtz been on the sideline. There was a sense of panic Saturday night.

    Thank goodness Carl Torbush runs the defense. I DO think he’s legit and will keep KU from losing in blowout fashion.

  19. Anonymous says:

    dp
    Gabe D

  20. Anonymous says:

    Stevo
    Yes Hammy and Cliffy I do know that Derek Washington and his fingers are now off the team. KU has kicked off there fair share of players. The difference is our players don’t get charged with deviate sexual assault. Blam bitches on a roll!

  21. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    Sherron was all coked-up in the elevator. He was detained for investigation of assault with a dead weapon. Cops didn’t think the evidence would stand up in court.

  22. Anonymous says:

    TigerVIP
    Greg,
    Can you find out why Entercom blew airing the MU game Saturday? Nothing on 710,610 or 980 (which according to MU is supposed to air the games this year). I heard that it ended up on 1660 or something. This is a major gaffe once again by the idiots running the asylum over there.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Eric
    All the traditional h.s. football powers in KC better take notice of Staley HS and their coach Freddie Bouchard. In year 3, he’s got them kicking ass and taking names. Bouchard has been stomping mudholes in people’s asses at every coaching stop he’s had.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Blue Football Coat
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