OTC: Mizzou’s Derrick Washington Is Charged W/ Felony Deviate Sexual Assault

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40 Responses to OTC: Mizzou’s Derrick Washington Is Charged W/ Felony Deviate Sexual Assault

  1. Anonymous says:

    That Guy
    Well, at least it wasn’t Anal-Log penetration.

  2. Anonymous says:


  3. Anonymous says:

    Pinkel should be given credit for running a program which upholds standards of conduct. I doubt it is possible for a major college football program to not have some misbehavior by its student-athletes — even the rigorous character studies conducted by NFL franchises on its prospective draft picks is imperfect — but instead of trying to cover up the misdeeds of his Tigers, Pinkel comes clean and takes action.

    I’m not always thrilled with Pinkel’s coaching style, but his leadership is exemplary.

  4. Anonymous says:

    JayhawkTony – i also worked in newspapers and I always laugh when people cry foul over the “liberal media”
    Really? So wild and liberal that things like “kick butt” get edited out?
    I feel your pain.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Wow, finger banging is now called digital penetration? I guess he was using his thumb drive. Wonder how they would describe “fisting”?

    Props to Pinkel for manning up and to the victim for reporting. Most girls would have run to an attorney, who would run to the AD for a quick cash payout to make this go away. I wonder how many hush money payments Uncle Lew has authorized during his tenure at KU to cover the pump and runs?

  6. Anonymous says:

    Remind me to never shake hands with Mike Dearmond.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Jayhawk Fan
    more of the same from this jrBIG 12 school. This is just more of the same in a never ending parade of embarassments from that place… from paige arena to the black athletes hooking up with the coaches wife and then calling her from jail to getting slaughtered in a minor football bowl game by NAVY to cotton balls on campus to multiple DUIs this year.

    It is almost no fun to make fun them anymore, maybe it would be best if they just went to another conference.

    I would probaly not even post this comment except for the ULTAmouthy mu douchers who never miss a beat when KU has a non-issue like that ticket thing. LOL, mu (and most other schools) only wish they had the popularity and demand for tickets for there to be a ticket scandal in the first place.

    poor mu…. when will they stop fking themselves over…. more of the same, what a joke…… yaaaaaaawwwnn

  8. Anonymous says:

    WTF? more crap from MU….it happens at every
    campus but why is it all coming down now at
    Drunk driving..its going on everywhere…arrests
    everywhere by the thousands….
    what idiots!

  9. Anonymous says:

    any attorneys out there….this should be a
    hard case to prove…he said…she said…
    what do you lawyers think the defense will say
    in this matter and can it be prosecuted?

  10. Anonymous says:

    Jayhawk Fan
    omg that is the shortest jojo post… ever.


    As I said, I am almost feeling
    sorry for mu at this point…
    (almost) ; )

  11. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    Maybe no DNA evidence, but she tested positive for Popeye’s chicken.

  12. Anonymous says:

    quality product of raymore. i never saw lawrence phillips digitally molest any broads…drag em down stairs yes, but no digital probing. Too bad for these girls. Go Huskers.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick you owe me a new keyboard…coffee everywhere

  14. Anonymous says:

    Hey Uncle Dick, spicy or regular?

  15. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    What good is a running back if he can’t get free up the middle against a tight defense or shows no second effort to get in the endzone? Doesn’t this guy know how to get over to Steven’s?

  16. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    Looks like jail time for Derrick, smartman, so probably cage-un.

  17. Anonymous says:

    I suppose MU could try to cover this up the way KU did with Sherron “weenie wagger” Collins. But I’m glad they’re not. Washington deserves what he gets.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Back in the day they just used stickum to hold on to the ball.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Crimson and Blue Forever
    Jayhawk Fan raises some real good points. It’s obvious that as soon as you put on the Crimson and Blue that you are above everything that is going on at the “jrBIG12” school. Never once has a Jayhawk student-athlete or student for that matter had the gall to drink and drive and most certainly has never stooped to the low that Washington did. KU coaches simply recruit better human beings that have a much better internal moral compass. Bottom line, KU defines moral clarity. KU had the good sense to loose to that little league school so they could be spared the embarrasement of playing in a minor bowl.(Although if we would have lost to NAVY it would have been because we are a school of patriots that wanted to give back). Certainly these sorts of things happen to a lesser extent at all university’s just way more at jrBig12 school and never at KU. Ok, I’ll relent….as Jayhawk Fan mentioned previously, the only so called “black eye” in recent memory has been the ticket scandel and the in-fighting between the greatest charitable squad in the history of college basketball and an orange bowl champion football squad of two years prior. When champion meets champion egos are surely going to get involved even in the eutopia that is Lawrence. These incidents were simply a sympton of sucess. Finally, here’s to Turner Gill taking the greatest university on the face of the earth to a less minor bowl than that of jrBig12 school or at least a .500 record, letting jrBig12 school beat them at Arrowhead to keep things interesting and Burrito Bill’s bunch to go win the big 12 and gift wrap a tourney game to a mid-major for charity purposes.

  20. Anonymous says:

    youre right…this is too much…hopefullly
    mu wins saturday….
    but one thing…if nothing elese….even when
    the news I’m reading is depressing i know i can
    come to kcc and get some funny jokes…
    the popeyes chicken joke is the funniest one
    ever on here………..congrats to all the
    comedians…maybe glazer should have a kcc
    open mike night for all the comedians on this
    site….i’d pay $2 to see this!

  21. Anonymous says:

    Jayhawk Fan should feel sorry for no one. ku’s problems far exceed anything Mizzou is feeling.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Hammy … for future reference. Don’t bother to respond to jayhawk fan. Gibberish.

  23. Anonymous says:

    This is a little lesson about glass houses. We all love to gloat and rub it in when bad things are happening at the other school. You cannot seriously say KU is worse than MU or KSU. We all have issues.

  24. Anonymous says:

    If the victim was your daughter would these jokes still be so funny? She should have been left alone after the Popeye’s joke…there’s no topping that one. Uncle Dick, next time go out on top like Costanza instead of trying to out-funny yourself

  25. Anonymous says:

    No, MrILiveinParadise. Hammy is right. KU’s problems far exceed anything Mizzou has to deal with.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Yeah – sucks dealing with all of those conference championships and final fours. How will the Jayhawks make it through this thing called “relevance”?

  27. Anonymous says:

    Funny how virtually the same thing happens with Sherron Collins (except on an elevator) and Sweet Lew makes it all go away and Kansas fans praise him like some kind god. The big difference here is Mizzou will take action against these idiots while Kansas sweeps it under the rug.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Greg Gagne

  29. Anonymous says:

    The Independent Rage
    The Star should have included the “digital penetration” description because it’s far more specific, but it sure is an awkward phrase. Who talks like that? Like your friend, I had to think about it a second before it finally hit me — “digital” as in the digits of the hand. Why not just say, “penetrating her vagina with his finger(s)”? I guess that’s just typical cop-speak (people are “subjects,” cars and trucks are “vehicles,” yes and no are “affirmative” and “negative”, etc.)

    I think 301 Campus View Drive is the College Park Apartments. I lived there for a year in the early ’90s. The place was always kind of party central for MU students. Its condition was OK back then, when it wasn’t too old, but I’d really like see it today (after 20 years of college parties). Talk about a recipe for aging like a president.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Digital Penetration would confuse most Star subscribers unless it was a Tim Finn concert review.

    I am intrigued by the lingo. So again I ask what is cop-speak for, fisting, toe jamming, shoving fruits and vegetables, a beer bottle or other foreign objects,…. that don’t fall into the category of exchange student(s)… in the vag or anus.

  31. Anonymous says:

    Jayhawk Fan
    I gotta give props to jojo for being the mu person here to not start blathering about KU when the issue today is mu.

  32. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    Interrogation, smartman.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Tim…”Virtually the same thing”? Are you serious? “Digital Penetration” while the victim is asleep? That’s f-ing rape!

  34. Anonymous says:

    Hey Cliffy….Thanks on the props on O-Town. It is a lovely little paradise. Also, you might just take a look at the last 10 years and check out some of the issues at Ol’ Mizzou. I’m not so sure that you’re smelling quite as sweet as you think.

  35. Anonymous says:

    sorry…I was raised to do the right thing..
    if not I got a massive belt beating.
    All these kids/losers at ksu/ku/mu or any
    university that does this kind of crap needs
    Have we not seen enough for all of us to realize
    that its time to change our attitude toward these
    kids and let them know they ain’t shit because
    they carry a football or bounce a basketball.

  36. Anonymous says:

    Jayhawk Fan
    Yup, I agree jojo, no mattter which school these kids attend they must stop being treated like they are above the cival rules. period. They have to wait until they are millionaires for that, but in school they should behave, or face severe penalties.

    The issue may have something to do with soft, or non, raising kids.

    When I was a kid I hated 2 things 1)The Belt 2) Being told I better get used to taking care of things myself because someday no one would be there to take care of it for me.

    I hated that bs, but upon reflection… it was probably good for me when I asked the teacher how to spell a word she said “look it up” and I asked “how can I do that if I dont know how to spell it?” and she said ….”You better get used to it because someday no one will be there to take care of it for me. Used to hate, now I respect the words, truer worde have never been spoken. And if I acted up…. I got the belt and sooner later I understood. Dont act up… and things will go smooth.

    digital penetration?
    Is that different from analog penetration? Does it require an iphone? Is there an ap for that?

  37. Anonymous says:

    Lewis Hall
    You seem to be very biased and not taking into consideration that Washington is “innocent until proven guilty”. I find it strange that a woman would wake up and fingers are already inside of her? Did she not hear him come into her room? Did she not feel him get into her bed? Did she not feel his hands going into her under clothes? She didn’t feel anything until his fingers were already inside of her vagina? That just doesn’t sound right. I mean I guess it could happen but most people feel when someone gets into their bed and especially when they are touched below. Unless she was intoxicated or was on some medications. Furthermore, the reports say that after the 3 minutes, he went back into the other girls room where they had sex and she escorted him out afterwards. The alleged victim could have called the police while he was still in the apartment, I mean that would have been perfect timing, he was still there. It seems odd that he would leave one girls room and go into another and assault her not knowing how she would react, what if she screamed? what if she called the police? Why would he stay and have sex after he assaulted the other woman? You have already crucified the kid and you haven’t even heard both sides. Is she able to say her assault happened at a time during those 3 minutes? Seems like she would glance at the clock. Let’s wait to hear the evidence before we crucify anyone.


    GH: Innocent until proven guilty is a song most often whined by those who are guilty. Yeah, I think Derrick is guilty. You appear to believe the victim is lying. I like my odds.

  38. Anonymous says:

    Jayhawk Fan
    Just a story about how med students digitally raped women all the time. Unsuspecting women who are anesthetized are fingered for science without consent.

    you may have you defense. Is the football player a med student?


    If the football player is fkd up then these doctors are just as fkd up, unless I am missing something.

    “”…the practice of digitally raping anesthetized female and male patients without their consent continues.””

    One of many articles on the ethics of performing pelvic exams on anesthetized women was written by Robin Fretwell Wilson, a professor of law at the University of South Carolina School of Law, who testified before the Federal Trade Commission and Department of Justice Hearing on June 10, 2003. In her article, Unauthorized Practice: Teaching Pelvic Examination on Women Under Anesthesia that appeared in the Journal of the American Medical Women

  39. Anonymous says:

    The Independent Rage
    Greg gets at a decent point. The criminal law realm (in which I’ve never worked, admittedly) purports to have a “presumption” of being innocent until proven guilty. I seem to recall and old Turnip named Hunvald explaining to us puppies years ago that such concept is largely a farce. Because while most “presumptions” under the law actually have real legal consequences and impact (i.e. shifting a burden of proof to one side who would not otherwise have it), the “presumption of innocence” is basically just a lot of lip service under the law. Like I said, I don’t do criminal. But my general understanding is that the whole concept of being “presumed innocent” is not much of a legal concept at all, but instead has taken on some kind of mythical pop cultural life of its own over the years. Criminal law dudes can feel free to augment or correct me. I’m just speaking from general background knowledge.


    GH: It would seem MU is siding with the victim’s story. Here is the official press release as of 9/1;

    “Columbia, Mo.

  40. Anonymous says:

    glazer was right….close down the strip clubs
    and those strippers will be looking for other
    kinds of trouble.
    sounds to me that mr. washington maybe oversteped
    his bounds but theres more to this story than
    we know.
    He fingers the one girl then goes and has sex
    with her roomate…uh…hello….do i feel a
    scorned woman…do i feel something “fishy”
    …(bad pun)….but this ain’t adding upi and
    when it doesnt add up theres lots of questions
    raised that make it reasonable doubt.

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