Over the weekend, I came to a crossroads in my life that I never imagined possible.
A flash of public boob was put on display and I found myself looking away in disgust rather than enjoying the sight. Savvy internet denizens already know what I’m talking about . . . The dreaded and controversial topic of breastfeeding in public.
I was in Overland Park when I noticed a 30-something mom whipping out a pale, floppy, horrible-looking teet and I couldn’t help but avert my gaze in disgust.
The scene was a turning point because normally a bit of public nudity from flabby grown women is right up my alley. But the display was simply an affront to all things right about public booby flashing. Make no mistake, this public flash was something that this particular exhibitionist woman wanted the entire shopping mall to witness. In front of what had to be at least a few thousand people she fed her greedy little rug rat in a manner that almost made me lose my Panda Express. Old ladies were whispering to each other, youngsters were giggling and most passersby were simply grossed out. Somebody related to this cow must have clued her in because after a brief whisper she quickly packed in her breasticle away and moved on . . .
But the damage was done.
And please don’t get me started about the circle of life or a woman’s right to be gross. This wasn’t about equality, it was something out of a carnival act. There are all kinds of justifications for this nonsense and they usually revolve around a woman’s sense of entitlement for behavior that would get a dude thrown in jail.
Sadly, for me this display simply made me aware that not all boobie flashing is a good thing and that was a truly sad occasion.
Tony Botello
Xavier Horton
Ah, dude! Public booby flashes are grody, dog! Make no mistake! Another white broad fail in KC! Combined with tGlazer’s treatise on teenage masturbation, and it’s starting to look like this site could really take down the KC Star!
Nice one, Brotello!
Wilhelmina
Tony, I hate you as much as you hate yourself.
dpetrillo
Oh, I understand, Tony. I’ve been there. The self-hate, the anger is so bad that you just don’t know how to deal with it anymore. You wish there was a way to feel better, but you know you don’t deserve it.
It’s like life is one of those games you got obsessed with when you were little, and it reads like you’ve hit the moment where you realized that the game…doesn’t really matter. That moment you realized that you’re putting your time and energy into something that just sucks you dry and doesn’t give you anything.
When that burning rage comes over you, you should be able to dissolve it without banging your head into the wall or drinking or sinking into a day-long pit of depression…but you just don’t know how.
Sorry dude.
Samwise
Women are SUCH cows they even have udders (basically). HilARIOUS post TKC!
James Andrews
Jesus Christ, you fucking suck.
bobv
Funny stuff. The comments crack me up as well. Nice one T.
bschloz
Breast Feed Fail
“whipping out a pale, floppy, horrible-looking teet”
That’s what cell phone cameras are for,no?
Gavin
I’m betting that there was less detritus, shit and half-eaten food strewn acorss the floor around that baby than there was when you were finished at Panda Express.