I’d like to share my first love with you...
But I don’t want to get ahead of myself. For most people, our first love is ourself. So let’s go there, not many want too. But I will. And sorry, girls. This is from a guy’s persepctive, but I think you will see some of yourselves in this as well. It all starts with lookin at dad’s Playboys or Penthouses. And maybe seeing some porn when we are like seven or eight.  26 Responses to Glazer: First Love, Ever So Lonely (Somebody Hide the Cat) |
bschloz
You know that causes blindness?
Thats OK I’ll quit when I need glasses.
MediaJunky
A lot of people are embarrassed for you Craig. What totally worthless bs.
DonkeyPunch
WTF was this?
Really?
yikes
franklefthollywood
Craig: really? This is horrible, dont blog about this. Really? No one cares, keep doing what you have been doing with you last blogs. This is a litle demented, and know one cares. Just FYI.
MGarr
You got balls to write on this subject. Get it balls. Naw, we don’t like talking about how we all got started but my story ain’t much different. Funny.
KCMO staffer
Craig, well, that was different. I’m a female so I can’t get on that page, but interesting.
Kyfan
You are a trip my friend. Like to hear how Johnny started?
KellysGuy
We got a nice kick out of this one at Kellys. So this is why you think you are a cool ‘cat.’ Keep away from our girls down here you need to move back to LA glazer.
Maureen
Craig you never cease to amaze me. My girlfriend said you have got to see what your ex boyfriend wrote. She was right. Is anything private with you?
WestportPatron
If you are gonna write about sex with you, then go back to sports stuff. We meant you and another girl stupid.
jweinberg
They cut mine half way off.
Susan Dunlap
Try boy-girl next time. So we can be in on it as well.
Black Barbie
My peeps listen to you on radio, so thank you for not mentionen my name this week. Man you write this crazy stuff, the hell got into yo ass.
Hey white girl Candice, mind yur own bizness bitch. I got a new car, new home, and everything, so I am not so dumb huh,right bitch?
Candace
Black Barbie,
Have you got your credit card statemnent yet???? Google consumer credit council something you will need to do in the near future! My stuff is ALL paid for or paid off how about you? New car easy! New home or just new to you????? Hard to qualify as a stripper on your income. Oh, you probably paid cash on your huge $29,000 home KCKS home (don’t you rent in George Town Appartments……I live in Southern Leawood BABY!!!! Where is your crib at?????? And everything…..does that mean Attorney on retainer for your baby’s daddy? What is your 401K or your portfolio?????? You know investments, or do you live for the day? Money talks BULL SHIT walks……Keep STRUTTIN Barbie! Like I said before, I am sure your Family is PROUD of you.
Candace
Black Barbie,
Buy the way I never called you a Bitch or any other profane word. Just think you could do so much better for yourself. I am by not means making fun of you….you make it too easy. Wake up! You are soon to be a mother…..would you want you son or daughter to lead the lifestyle currently you are? If they did would you be proud of them???? Just something to think about. It’s what your family tells you all the time.
You don’t know it, but I have met you before. You are a beautiful girl with a lot to offer, just a shame you don’t see it in yourself. You could do so much better for yourself than a pregnant stripper @ temptations. You are expecting a baby soon by someone who won’t commit to you or “his” child…..what a scum bum! You can’t count on your looks forever. Then what?
Black Barbie
Candy, you dumb white girl, I don’t live Georgetown no more cause this punk ass man, craig glazer broke it off with me and I couldn’t afford it anymore. But now I hate you more than his bitch ass. I am gonna get you white girl.
Black Barbie
Candy why you so prejewdice toward a hot black girl. I never did anything to you.
Candace
Gonna get me???? Is that a threat????
Could not afford to rent at George Town, but you can afford a new home and car…..who are you kidding????? Oh and by the way P L E A S E…..
P L E A S E
do spell check!!!!!!!!! Ebonics like I stated before is soooo 1990’s!!!!!!
Dumb ass man????? Seems to me that you depend on them……A LOT! Get your racism in check girl….!Print…..Forward….Email!!!!!! That’s how E A S Y it is!
bschloz
Barbie and Candace I just hope neither of you shared Craig’s toothbrush.
Candace
Bschloz,
Never a toothbrush, just a intelligent conversation. I KNOW Barbie could NEVER say that!
if only…
Now that we know what gets Craig off (thanks, Mr. Glazer!), it’s time to ponder what turns on the rest of the KCC staff.
Hearne-Kansas City Star layoff notices.
Greg-Nebraska Football Media Guide.
Brian-Beatles White Album.
Tony-The dollar menu at Taco Bravo.
Feel free to weigh in…
football junkie
the chiefs suck again. we may need glazer this fall.
jojo
oh my god why would you write this crap on
an internet site….why would this be published?
who came up wtih this idea….have you no ]
shame…maybe b lack barbie can describe her
first job with a cucumber? this is toomuch…
Black Barbie
jojo, you are a hatin white bastard yurself. I never used any vegtables, just vibrators.
mermaid
TMI!!!!!! You are frickin crazy writing that. I know you but really don’t want to know that. Kinda yuch.