Hearne: Whitlock to Return to Star, Never-Ending-Story to be Continued?

The blaring headline on the front page of today’s Kansas City Star: BACKDROP OF UNCERTAINTY AS CRUCIAL BATTLE BEGINS…

The local newspaper of record finally comes clean on the bizarre, extended absence of its lead sportswriter Jason Whitlock?

Fat chance!

But deep inside the pages of Sunday’s

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9 Responses to Hearne: Whitlock to Return to Star, Never-Ending-Story to be Continued?

  1. Anonymous says:

    chuck
    WOW!!! What a picture, get the women and children outta here!! Look at the refund gap on the chick in the black dress!! Part the RED SEA much on your chest?? Sue your surgeon NOW!

    BUT….OH MY GOD!! Alien abduction!! Look at the size of the fingers on the hot Asian chick!

    Arachnodactyly challenged?

    She could palm a fuckin beach ball!

    Whitlock has a Brothers GRIM anthropomorphic taste in babes.

    Whoa…

  2. Anonymous says:

    chuck
    But, you know, I still like em and everything…

  3. Anonymous says:

    anon
    That vacation note has been there in the Sunday paper for three or four weeks now. How does that clear up anything?

  4. Anonymous says:

    chuck
    OK, looked at it again, if whe slaps Whitlock, he will have fingerprints on the back of his head.

  5. Anonymous says:

    JimmyD
    Isn’t the “Whitlock on vacation” picture in the star sports section every day?

  6. Anonymous says:

    L.P.
    The “Note To Our Readers, Jason Whitlock Is On Vacation” box, with the same smiling photo, has run on the second sports page for three or four consecutive Sundays now. it’s nothing new.

  7. Anonymous says:

    jojo
    Hearnes obsessed with this guy.
    He can’t leave whitlock alone…10 posts
    about whitlock. Whats up with this hearne…
    do you fantasize about whitlock?
    Theres something wrong here. Hearne…seek
    help asap.
    And who cares…the guy takes a vacation and
    hearne goes ape shit…..
    whats up with this?

  8. Anonymous says:

    bschloz
    Jason, found twittering in the Sportsbook at Barbary Coast….shirtless…dehydrated…25lbs lighter and covered in mosquito bites.

    More Glazer stories..please.

  9. Anonymous says:

    jojo
    how come glazer ain’t got hearne doing dem
    2 bitches in the pic with jason?

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