The blaring headline on the front page of today’s Kansas City Star: BACKDROP OF UNCERTAINTY AS CRUCIAL BATTLE BEGINS…
The local newspaper of record finally comes clean on the bizarre, extended absence of its lead sportswriter Jason Whitlock?
Fat chance!
But deep inside the pages of Sunday’s
chuck
WOW!!! What a picture, get the women and children outta here!! Look at the refund gap on the chick in the black dress!! Part the RED SEA much on your chest?? Sue your surgeon NOW!
BUT….OH MY GOD!! Alien abduction!! Look at the size of the fingers on the hot Asian chick!
Arachnodactyly challenged?
She could palm a fuckin beach ball!
Whitlock has a Brothers GRIM anthropomorphic taste in babes.
Whoa…
chuck
But, you know, I still like em and everything…
anon
That vacation note has been there in the Sunday paper for three or four weeks now. How does that clear up anything?
chuck
OK, looked at it again, if whe slaps Whitlock, he will have fingerprints on the back of his head.
JimmyD
Isn’t the “Whitlock on vacation” picture in the star sports section every day?
L.P.
The “Note To Our Readers, Jason Whitlock Is On Vacation” box, with the same smiling photo, has run on the second sports page for three or four consecutive Sundays now. it’s nothing new.
jojo
Hearnes obsessed with this guy.
He can’t leave whitlock alone…10 posts
about whitlock. Whats up with this hearne…
do you fantasize about whitlock?
Theres something wrong here. Hearne…seek
help asap.
And who cares…the guy takes a vacation and
hearne goes ape shit…..
whats up with this?
bschloz
Jason, found twittering in the Sportsbook at Barbary Coast….shirtless…dehydrated…25lbs lighter and covered in mosquito bites.
More Glazer stories..please.
jojo
how come glazer ain’t got hearne doing dem
2 bitches in the pic with jason?