Hearne: Cloying Whitlock Sets Alarm for Midnight

You got it, you flaunt it, you still got it…

After two months of a high-profile, behind-the-scenes tap dance, Kansas City Star columnist Jason Whitlock appears poised to come-out, come-out, wherever he are.

“Kansas City’s Andrew Breitbarts have about 10 hours left in “Lie About Whitlock Month,” he twitterered today around 2 p.m.. “Myth Albom isn’t only King of False Narratives.”


“I think he’s saying that he’s back at midnight,” says one recipient. “That at about midnight tonight his next column will drop or whatever. To me that means he’s going to be back in the Sunday paper.”

In Whitlock’s quest to wax hip, while cashing in on whatever lead to his absence/holdout, he invoked a name not wildly familiar. Andrew Breitbart is a 40-something, Jewish Teaparty conservative commentator with ties to the Drudge Report and Huffington Post. Beirbart posted the controversial video recently of Agriculture Department employee Shirley Sherrod. The video was edited in such a way that it made her appear racist.

Regardless of the posturing, Whitlock clearly is enjoying milking this mini mystery for whatever it’s worth.

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2 Responses to Hearne: Cloying Whitlock Sets Alarm for Midnight

  1. Anonymous says:

    Hosannas and a celebration for the return of this esteemed member of the local 4th estate. Me personally, I think it would be great if he rode back into town on an ass.

    Or, maybe Larry johnson can give him a lift in his Maybach (Ya gotta love a car that comes equiped with a human being.).

    Where’s he been? This would have been a lot cooler if he would have found Larry Schankenberg, but still, where has he been?

    By now ya figure Nancy Fuckin Grace would be screaming at the top of her lungs “WHERE IS THAT FAT BLACK MAN??”

    Maybe he and Drew Carey were shedding some pounds, sweating to some oldies.

    Tough to hide the man, jeeze when he steps on a scale it says “To be continued”, he comes up on radar for crying out loud. Wheres he been?

    Did he find Percy Fawcett?

    Where is the man now?



  2. Anonymous says:

    Dexter Morgan
    Breaking News: Nobody reads the Star anymore, with or without Whitlock’s participation.

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