Glazer: How to Pick Up Chicks and Live to Tell the Story

OK, so now that you’ve gotten past the “Craig is such a smart ass, arrogant prick” thing, here we go….

Over the years, I’ve learned much on the craft of picking up the hotties.

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23 Responses to Glazer: How to Pick Up Chicks and Live to Tell the Story

  1. Anonymous says:

    bschloz
    Will you let us know if you have sex with the read head…or if the Doc has sex with her or if you and the Doc have sex with her together. Did you have sex with your date at Re-Verse..did you think of having sex with red head? Keep us posted.

  2. Anonymous says:

    KCMO staffer
    This is impressive Mr. Glazer. Nice tips, good stories, I can tell they are true. You are a real person after all. Good work.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Kyfan
    I had something like that happen to me at SouthWest when I was sixteen, it brought back those days. Cool. In the end though money and looks still matter the most.

  4. Anonymous says:

    MGarr
    Fun ride brother. KC girls are pretty open minded I find. Kinda up for anything.

  5. Anonymous says:

    KellysGuy
    Glazer you are a fag, I don’t need your ideas on how to do anything.

  6. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    Whatever happened to looking for emotionally unstable single moms, with psycho kids and psycho-er ex boyfriends and buying them all kinds of stuff they can’t afford?

    Better way to work the deal is to get a FEMALE to be your wingman. Point out the chick to her you wanna bang, she figures out a way to small talk her, since girls buddy up quick. She points YOU out to your prey and builds you up as a really great guy who will make her cum all night long. Long story short it’s BOOM, BOOM, POW after that.

    You will have to reciprocate for your lady friend when she wants to get some kielbasa but all is all this GET SMART tactic has a high degree of success.

  7. Anonymous says:

    JayhawkTony
    Hearne needs to get on this one:

    So when did Anne Peterson divorce Bruce Barrow (or vice versa)? And why? was it because of their kid’s accident?

    And Bruce is only 45? Looks’s like Anne was robbing the cradle big time!

  8. Anonymous says:

    I like KC
    I dig this, great read.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Homersimpson
    Glazer, great tales. You ought to write a book on this stuff. Oh you did write a book. Maybe the next one.

  10. Anonymous says:

    mogalman
    Is that true about the dentist?? Interesting

  11. Anonymous says:

    girlbypool
    Watched your work, smoothe.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Duke
    Ah, no way is he 45. Much older.

  13. Anonymous says:

    The last word
    Tell us the WHOLE story Craig not just the good parts. How many sexually transmitted diseases? Unwanted children or abortions? Money wasted on relationships that were going no where? False hope given to those that thought you “loved” them? Pieces of innocence and hearts stolen or taken away? How many friendships have you lost because you slept with their girlfriend, sister, or mother? How much substance abuse have you contributed to? How much humilation and despair have you created once they realized that you were just using them?

    Come on give the whole picture not just the Playboy treatment.

  14. Anonymous says:

    JimmyD
    Keep up the good work Glazer.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Morty
    Glazer you are the main reason I check in on this site each week. Go see the movie Solitere Man with Mike Douglous it addresses this piece well.

  16. Anonymous says:

    what the f???
    Seriously, Craig. Your “douchebaggery” is mind boggling. And I will never get the 5 minutes of my life back that I wasted reading this.. Even your rhettoric is lame and sparks of oldmanism.
    Hearne – not sure what you see in this dude.

  17. Anonymous says:

    what the f???
    The best part is the “married CHICK” was a friend of mine.. She tells this funny story of how they had lunch with her husband and then went to the pool… but left after 30 minutes because some (and I quote)”douchebag” started talking to them.
    Ahhh… the world is funny.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Dave
    Craig , you are such a douchebag…

  19. Anonymous says:

    not interested in you
    You hit on me and it didn’t work!!

  20. Anonymous says:

    craig glazer
    Once again, glad you guys, mostly enjoy this stuff. I try and give you the straight shot, as best anyone can. Last word guy, this wasn’t really a piece about ‘entire’ and every relationship…sounds like you’ve been stung badly more than once. I don’t think I ever transmitted anything to anyone…and abortions well thats kinda my biz, not yours…happens…lost love happens to everyone, me included.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Maureen
    Craig you are a charmer, loved the Karen story. As much as I dislike you for what went down with us, I did have fun with you and don’t hate you. Reading this story almost makes me think well of you again. And the guy who wrote that the girl called you a dochebag, well I doubt that. You are a funny entertaining person, thats why I went out with you in the first place. Craig you should have been a stand up comic. Hope your club is doing well and just to let you know, I am doing great. Promise not to rag on you anymore.

  22. Anonymous says:

    craig glazer
    Guys…haters….saw Solitary Man with Mike Douglas…the key line “when I entered a room at 30 all heads turned” at 55 only the older people notice, I became invisible to a certain extent.” When you are younger you’re a douchbag cause you “don’t know anything, have money, etc..” at 35 what have you done lately…at 50….you suck cause you are OLD, no matter how you look or act…there’s always an attack line…you can’t please everyone…I am cool with who I am thats all that matters…

  23. Anonymous says:

    Rob Lane
    Glazer, saw the movie, great, need more of these from Hollywood. My man you are as close to a ‘Star’ KC has or likely will ever have. A living legend, those gentlemen who hate on you, couldn’t carry your jock strap, really. All the best.

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