Glazer: Calling All Kougars, Lay Down Your Arms

Nice try ladies…

With all this Kougar crap – older women with younger men. It’s over girls; it failed and hard. Never really got off the ground did it?

Men have always had the luxury of dating much younger women. Always.
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32 Responses to Glazer: Calling All Kougars, Lay Down Your Arms

  1. Anonymous says:

    Mark Lowrey
    I don’t think the kougar thing is dead yet. At the jazz clubs I play, it’s easy to see that it’s still alive.

  2. Anonymous says:

    This is the wrongest thing I’ve read in months.

  3. Anonymous says:

    C’mon Craig, women get laid when they want, men get laid when they can, or when they pay for it. Best piece of ass I had was a twice divorced 45 year old waitress when I was a 16 year old busboy. She was no hardbody, but she was in pretty good shape and she was a NASTY-FREAKY-FREAK. Taught me stuff I couldn’t have learned from renting a lifetime of porn. Like the country song says, “There might be a little dust on the bottle, but don’t let it fool ya ’bout what’s inside”. I’ll take a woman with an AARP card over a bimbo with a maxed out Visa anyday.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Not a cougar
    You are such a pig. The ladies your age won’t lay you, huh?

  5. Anonymous says:

    mark smith
    Actually, older dudes look creepy with chicks young enough to be their daughter. You write from the vantage point of a club owner/ stripper stalker. Take away your money, and party favors, and you are playing chase the granny inside of a week. I outgrew strippers in my 30’s, decided I didnt want to be THAT guy. Porking young money hungry chicks doesnt make you any younger, doesn’t make you cooler, and at the end of the day, it just makes you look creepy, greasy, and like a delusional douche bag. Looks good on you though.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Rainbow Man

  7. Anonymous says:

    Theres an epidemic of divorces going on right now. It seems that the majority of married
    people I know are having relationship problems
    or getting a divorce. It seems everyone i talk
    with anymore is getting a divorce.
    I heard a psychologist say its a life expectancy
    thing. 10-15 years ago people would stay
    with their spouse even if they hated them because they felt it was too late in life to
    get a divorce. Now with people living into their
    80’s and 90’s…couples in their 40’s are syaing
    “hell…i’ve got another 40 years…i’m not
    staying with this loser”.
    But my girlfriends friends all say the same
    thing…there’s no good men left out there.
    And from what I’ve seen that’s true.
    Her friends go out with losers or guys without
    jobs…past problems etc. And I ask them
    why and they say its because there aren’t
    any decent ones left.
    So that’s why you get these older women with
    younger guys.
    My uncle is 78 in Palm Springs and married.
    He literally gets hit on 10 times a day
    by women out there. There are no men (the men usually die before the women do) their age
    so they are alway hitting on him to travel…go to dinner…and because he can drive at nite
    he’s very popular with the women.
    So this article is kind of strange. I’ve never thought about women and younger guys…really
    never see it. Where are these couples? Maybe
    glazer hangs out in different places and sees
    it but I never see it (of course I don’t
    go to bars often like I used to in my
    “hunting days”.
    but I can tell you this…those 40 year old
    single women look better than most guys their
    age. they work out…they have money…they
    have good jobs…they’re still looking hot.
    So saying men age better than women isn’t really
    true…its all just in what you see in them.
    A buddy of mine just got a divorce and all he
    works are the matchmaking sites. He gets a
    date a nite if he wanted. NO bars…no clubs…
    no spending money on them…..and he’s had
    about 30 dates in the last month and a half.
    It’s a different world out there right now…
    probably because the economyu is coming back
    and all those couples couldnt afford divorces
    during the last 2 years…
    but its a tsunami of divorces…the divrce
    attroneys must be making a mint right now.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Men don’t get facial wrinkles until they are over 70? Have you gotten a good look at Hearne lately? Or maybe he’s been lying about his age.

  9. Anonymous says:

    “so they are alway hitting on him to travel

  10. Anonymous says:

    hey man, cougars are the last generation of adult women this society will ever have. have you SEEN how “women” and by “women” i mean physically-evolved girls look/act these days? why on earth would anyone want to put up with that nonsense?

    keep in mind everyone under 30 was raised on saved by the bell and the backstreet boys and continually choose to live their lives like the world is a non-stop reality tv show.

    so seriously, don’t blame younger guys for eating it up. because when the 35/40/45+ year olds are gone, that’ll be the end of that.

  11. Anonymous says:

    the old guys (60 plus) with these younger
    women are okay.
    I was at a funeral and the guy who died
    father in law from dallas was 75 and was with
    a woman 38 and she was smoking hot.
    I got up to do the eulogy and almost lost it
    when i was watching her tits….typical dallas
    girl…beautiful with big tits.
    But when you see it in kc its almost strange.
    That guy wayne who owns the view downtown has
    lots of young girls but you know they ar
    e after the bucks….
    take away the guys money and he’s a senior
    citizen at john knox village.
    As joe pesci AND lEW PERKINS SAID…”ITS ALL

  12. Anonymous says:

    We laugh at the Cougar Kids
    Let me tell you from someone in their 20’s: We laugh at the cougar kids.

    The “cougar phenomenon” is merely an economic reaction to the lack of decent jobs and reasonable housing for young people starting out in the professional job market. Good luck being in your 20s and earning more than 50k in a city where you can afford a house. They can’t afford to live here, so they shack up with the wrinkled face crew to subsidize their lifestyle.

    Anyone who stoops that low is generally mocked by everyone in their age group.

    Suck it up and get a roommate like everyone else.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Well it was just a matter of time before the real Craig came out. Ladies see what a raging male chauvenist jerk he is, Christ. So we should all bow down, right Mr. Glazer. Screw You.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Rock on my brother, you are on target now.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Black Barbie
    Craig you make me sick. I’m having Derek’s baby, glad its not yours. Wish I’d gotten more money off you. Thats what you think of me. I’m not even old yet.

  16. Anonymous says:

    KCMO staffer
    Just when I started liking you a little, you pull this stuff. You took a step back here Craig.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Rick M
    Diane Keaton’s career has outlasted most actors’. And she still looks great.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Rob Lane
    Glad its over, think most of these young guys are just lazy and want to get paid.

  19. Anonymous says:

    You got big balls Glazer.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Doug Cheatham
    Good article and I agree….Keep on it!!

  21. Anonymous says:


  22. Anonymous says:

    A smart one
    You have LOST your mind! Who did what to you to make you spout off like this? When you start to hate it will come back to you in bad ways- don’t do it. I really hope you do not really believe these words you have written because if you do you are a shallow hateful person. Women are all beautiful creatures young and old because we brought life back into this world.

  23. Anonymous says:

    this guy was going to run for mayor?

  24. Anonymous says:

    he would have my vote, and yes this is me.

  25. Anonymous says:

    please. what happened to free speech- i am a 50+ woman and am glad to know there are men like this to date those young woman from fucked up backgrounds who can’t have regular relationships- it keeps them away from your sons and protects the family jewels- craig knows what he is getting- i do take exception with his comments about men being smarter than women- how ironic from a column full of grammatical errors and with the topic it explores.

  26. Anonymous says:

    craig glazer
    Guys thanks for all your suport, NOT. I’m just printing what you boys are thinking. I don’t need money or party favors or position to get 25-30-year old pretty women…they just like me, alot. I also am well see photos of me, and stay in shape, thats all, and yeah I am “cool,” cause, well I just am..done too much not to be. So if you don’t like that, I don’t care. Smartman you made some good points and thats a good story, never said screwing an older girl was a bad thing, I am an older guy now, seems odd,but it finally happened. This is about older chic’s with young dicks, thats the story, not older women in general.

    I know many hot girls just a bit younger than me, like Debbie Mandry..a.k.a. Mermaid, she is just about 40, college grad, smart and a nice person. I like her. So I don’t think cause you age you suck, or I would suck. Older guys can get younger girls and it doesn’t look bad, if the guy is handsome, thats all.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Craig you are by far the most fun read on this blog. Stay with it, enjoy it, don’t always agree with you, but sure have a good time reading your thoughts. Like you on the radio as well.

  28. Anonymous says:

    A smart one
    You are sweet Craig!

  29. Anonymous says:

    LOOK…if you look good…it doesnt matter…
    because i doubt most of the guys on here have
    the cash to keep up with a 25 year old.
    1. They’re looking at you for money. Dont believe
    anything less. If the girl wants kids…shes
    not hanging with you to have kids because when
    the child is graduating from high school…dad
    is slobbering at the old age home.
    2. They want a good time in between other
    guys. You’re a fill in. You’re filling in the
    calendar for the girl. Maybe the guys think they
    look “cool” with a younger girl but you’re
    just surrogate. thats it. And you’re fooling
    yourself if you think differently.
    3. If you’re 60…they’re 25…you are in
    a different world than they are. My cousins
    are in their late 20’s and their world in
    so much different than mine. They text all
    day…never talk…they email and are into their computers…and i’m wiling to bet that all these older guys with younger chikcsw have no
    idea how to work an I phone. I learned because
    of busienss…but I’m believing that guys in
    their 60’s really can’t work a computer/cell
    like those young girls.
    4. Stop fooling yourself. Eventaulloy you wake
    up and you aren’t so good looking. You’re
    balding with a toupe…gut is out…you can’t
    walk right…and maybe you’re body is falling
    apart…and you’re alone wondering what happened… because once the money stops flowing..the girls are out the door…just likie
    the strippers you guys are so fond of.
    We all want to think we’re invicible…but we’re
    not….and older/fit/smart/worldly women are
    more sexy than these 25 year old gold digging
    low rent…dumb…apartment dwelling…out
    of job hotties you guys like.
    Been there done that….hopefully you wake up
    and see the truth….

  30. Anonymous says:

    craig glazer
    JoJo are you 60, I thought you were like 45 or something? Good points on some of that.

  31. Anonymous says:

    Can’t say
    Craig admire your take though don’t agree with all of it. But it took guts to share. Aprreciate you share without censoring yourself.

    Oh and by the way. Us men we do age. My testicles are about to touch my knees and though they are small I really need a training bra for my breasts.

  32. Anonymous says:

    Can’t say…brother…just go to a tat parlor and have ’em ink some areola and nipples on your sagging nut-sack…

    It takes a better lover to keep one woman happy for many years than to make many women happy for a night.

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