Hearne: Great Margarita’s Tasteless Taco Ad Winner

When it comes to marraiges of exhibitionism and poor taste, it’s hard to top Margarita’s recent ad in the Pitch

Crude, rude, (undoubtedly)written by a dude – the ad reduced the fine art of dining out to one of the lowest common denominators imaginable. For a mainstream restaurant in a mainstream print publication, no less.

Bad taste gone wild!

Let’s review…

“Margarita’s introduces The Ultimate Blueberry Margarita,” the ad begins, adding “It’s a panty dropper.”

Accompanied is an illustration of a woman peeling off her purple thong panties with the kicker…

“Taste Our Taco.”

An all female jury awarded the ad an “F” for being crass, sexist, unfunny and unhip.

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10 Responses to Hearne: Great Margarita’s Tasteless Taco Ad Winner

  1. Anonymous says:

    can’t say
    Missed the contest….or I would of won

  2. Anonymous says:

    can’t say
    Also I’m not quite sure what…but I think I would of made a connection with Marilyn Maye and the contest.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Congrats Smartman….good stuff.
    Hearne what did you expect from a bunch of dumb jocks? Fun Contest though, thanks.

    Can’t Say take your best shot…I’ll tell you if you won…Prize=1 Free trip thru the salad bar at Cosentino’s

  4. Anonymous says:

    I’m with bschloz; whatcha got, can’t say?

  5. Anonymous says:

    OK boys and girls, SERIOUS for a minute.

    S E R I O U S

    First of all not a lot of competition but a win is a win, and this will look good on my resume.

    I would like to give the dinner and wine package at Jardine’s to a couple going through a rough patch, job loss, financial hardship, illness etc and I will also toss in $100.00 CASH to pay for a baby sitter or whatever.

    If anybody else would like to contribute something to create a really SPECIAL night for a couple who really deserves it that’d be sweet too.

    Please send nominations or requests to kccfreedinner@yahoo.com and I will make a selection next Monday based on which story makes me either break down and cry or feel the most guilty.

    Let’s turn this motherfucker out so that THE STAR has to write about the kindness generated from the readers of the blog of its’ former most widely read “gossip” columnist.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Somebody needs to create the Crimson and Blue Lewberry Margarita. It might not make you drop your drawers but it will make you lower your standards

  7. Anonymous says:

    well done smartman

    I’ll take your free dinner even though I’m happily married for 7 1/2 years, have two beautiful children, am gainfully employeed, and still have my house.

    In return I promise nothing

  8. Anonymous says:

    Donkey Punch: Noted with bonus points for HONESTY.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I’ll raise a Lewberry to fallen T-shirt maker Joe-College, who Sweet Lew unloaded a seven-figure plus lawsuit on and drove out of biz. And to the Lawrence High librarian who got knocked out of her courtside basketball seats after like 30 years, rather than write to check to the athletics department for six-figures.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Kia Zi
    I like blueberries, they taste good! Why doesn’t K.C. promote as much penis and buff masculine hairy chest as they do big stiffy boobs and vaginas?

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