Hearne/OTC: The Great Margarita’s Tasteless Taco Ad Contest

Ask and you shall receive…

In the interest of good taste in the marketing of Tacos & Blueberry Margaritas, KC Confidential announces a contest to offer up an alternative advertising approach to the Margarita’s chain of local Mexican food restaurants.

Understand that in no way is Margarita’s authorizing or sanctioning this contest.

That said, given the eatery’s raunchy run at pedaling its provisions in the Pitch, they could use a few public pointers.

So let’s review:

Margarita’s ran an ad recently in the Pitch’s Food section calling it’s Ultimate Blueberry Margarita “a panty dropper.”

Accompanied by an illustration of a girl pulling down her purple thong panties with the kicker, “Taste Our Taco.”

Three women in the local service industry weighed in on the ad giving it failing grades.

Crude, rude, sexist, unfunny and unedgy, they agreed.

“I never even want to go to Margarita’s,” quipped Temple Slug’s

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20 Responses to Hearne/OTC: The Great Margarita’s Tasteless Taco Ad Contest

  1. Anonymous says:

    bschloz
    The Ultimate BBM
    Its A Panty Dropper
    Now Free With ChimiChanga

  2. Anonymous says:

    jojo
    HEY…IF YOU DON’T LIKE OUR FOOD..
    IF YOU DON’T LIKE OUR ADVERTISING…
    IF YOU DON’T LIKE OUR TACOS….

    TRY MI RANCHITA…
    THE FOOD TO DIE FOR!

  3. Anonymous says:

    jojo
    Hearne….can you get me Carrie Dilbeck Brockman’s phone number?
    My buddies girlfriend wants to meet her!
    They would get along great!
    ________
    HC: How about I run it by her first

  4. Anonymous says:

    successful
    Obviously this was a successful campaign, all you dummies are talking about it. Any press is good press

  5. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    Woweewow! Can’t wait to see the entries on this one. Fish tacos, red snapper, bearded clams,raging salmon….after we get paid you get laid. Maybe the price on the Margaritas should be $4.69. Come in our front door and then cum in her backdoor. Tacos, if they smell like fish eat all you wish. The home of sloppy seconds. Blueberry Margaritas, the cure for BLUE BALLS. New clitacos, hard to find the meat underneath all the lettuce. Pork, it’s what’s for dinner and AFTER. The new ULTIMATE BEEF BURRITO, cums in your mouth not in your hand.

  6. Anonymous says:

    hearne
    Guys, guys, guys (and ladies), you can do better. Try this. pretend you’re being paid a hefty six-figure salary to lay this baby down and the Pitch is actually gonna run it (they ran the last one, right?).
    There’s got to be a few frustrated ad execs and PR types out there.
    Now get back to work!

  7. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    If you’re a six figure ad exec you don’t work on shit like this.

  8. Anonymous says:

    hearne
    Oh yeah, who do you think did the Taste our Taco honors? The trash truck hottie who just picked up my recycling 30 minutes ago?

  9. Anonymous says:

    MandDShagger
    First of all this is not “original” creative, the panty dropper taste the taco thing. I’ve seen similar ads in Austin, Dallas, Tuscon and San Diego as far back as three years ago. This is borrowed or stolen creative at best. I think there is also a chick band in Chicago or Milwaukee called the Trash Truck Hotties.

  10. Anonymous says:

    mcnasty
    Now if your talking tasteless how this?

    http://hotfile.com/dl/45282184/949be22/sc003489931.jpg.html

  11. Anonymous says:

    mcnasty
    Don’t be scared just d/l the picture for free. It feature’s one of your favorite contributers. It’s actually left over from an earlier request on this blog.

  12. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    OK, time to up the ante.

    The Ultimate Blueberry Margarita. The ONLY excuse you’ll need for why you blew Barry, Gary and Larry.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Rainbow Man
    Economy signal… Desperate ads from an iconic KC restaurant.

  14. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    Before you let Black Barry taste your taco or lick your brownie make him buy you the Ultimate Blueberry Margarita. It’s an STD, Smooth-Tasty-Drink, you’ll enjoy getting!

  15. Anonymous says:

    Guy
    LOL!! Smartman keep ’em cumin!! HA! Funny sh*t!!!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Stevo
    Ultimate Blueberry Margarita:
    You’ve put a lot worse in your mouth, honey.

  17. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    The Ultimate Blueberry Margarita. It makes EVERYTHING taste like chicken.

  18. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    Ahoy seamen! Before you taste your Land Ho’s fish taco and swab her poopdeck fill her galley up with The Ultimate Blueberry Margarita.She’ll drop her panties faster than a mainsail in a hurricane. No doesn’t mean no if she can’t say it!

  19. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    And now for the brothaz and sistaz:

    When you wanna do some finger lickin’ forget ’bout goin’ to Kentucky Fried Chicken. To taste the taco of your senorita jus’ buy the bitch a margarita. But not any margarita you soon will see. It has to be the Ultimate Blueberry. Buy her one, two’ll make her hotta so the bitch’ll bust open like a damn pinata.

  20. Anonymous says:

    smartman
    C’mon bitches pick a winner. Personally, I’m hoping for second place which should be dinner for four and two bottles of wine.

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