Hearne on the Street: Margarita’s Pitch Ad Shocks, Disgusts

When it comes to good taste, The Pitch is a well-established local loss leader…

As evidenced by the recent ad it ran for the local Mexican food chain Margarita’s in the alternative newsweekly’s

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14 Responses to Hearne on the Street: Margarita’s Pitch Ad Shocks, Disgusts

  1. Anonymous says:

    craig glazer
    Hard to offend, but its close,not photo, caption.

  2. Anonymous says:


  3. Anonymous says:

    My initial image/thought was WTF are blueberries doing in her panties — get her to the groinocologist pronto!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Really, we are offended by this ad? Love this Cowtown.

  5. Anonymous says:

    can’t say
    I thought everyone that went to Margarita’s got laid?

  6. Anonymous says:

    Collective Noses
    This is the least offensive thing I’ve seen all day. AND this includes one of Tony’s columns that I read.

  7. Anonymous says:


    CARRIE: YOU said you’ll think of eating pussy
    when you go to margaritas. Now…how often do
    you think of eating pussy and I have some friends
    whose girlfriends would love to meet you tonite.
    And what kind of name is that…CARRIE DILBECK
    BROCKMAN….OBVIOUSLY you love to eat at the
    Y and I’m anxious to learn more about you.
    You obviousxly love the p…because the first
    thing you noticed was the g string covering the

    MEGAN: TELL us your source/ How do yo know
    noone ever got laid at margaritas. I got laid
    once drinking margaritas…but if youwant to
    prove this wrong.. i can set you up with some
    of my single buddies who would love to
    show you their “encillada”!

    and the anonymous pitch reader…who didn’t
    want to be named…(god..hearne get real)
    who said “i like tacos and mentioned a strip
    club”. Well if you go to any of the local
    strip clubs you’ll find hearne/whitlock every
    The ad isnt disgusting..its just fun…and
    hearne…between you and your running pals
    whats so wrong with eating pussy…getting laid…eating tacos…girls with weird names…
    and a little stains on the panties…
    whats wrong with you….you upset about
    don’t ask…don’t tell?

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  9. Anonymous says:

    The Independent Rage
    I find the ad funny and not offensive in the least. But then again, I have pretty low standards.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Yeah, jojo I figured you’re the kinda guy with buddies that have enchilada dicks, lots of cheese and very little meat.

    Can’t believe Craig might be offended by this. Better call my friends in hell for a temp check.

    Mexican food and sexy double entendres go together like beans and rice. Hell, there’s a yuppie mexican joint in the Atlanta burbs called the Pink Taco.

    Personally, I prefer inserting my external 120 gig hard drive in a Compaq serial port. Or maybe installing my midrange driver in between a nice woofer and tweeter and then reversing the polarity until we’re both out of phase. Or then again I’m always up for shooting some cheese sauce into the fish taco, hold the lettuce.

    Lighten up.

  11. Anonymous says:

    If you wanna get laid, go to Ponacks.

  12. Anonymous says:

    smartman…great line….you win round #1….

  13. Anonymous says:

    That explains that pube I found in my margarita last week.

  14. Anonymous says:

    I love this ad, love the story and I love the comments after this story most.

    What I want to know is what do the waitresses at ‘Rita’s think of the ad? How do their boyfriends like the thought of their gal’s tacos being tasted? This story needs a bit more of Hearne’s touch.

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