OTC: Teenage Philly Fanatic Gets Tazed

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24 Responses to OTC: Teenage Philly Fanatic Gets Tazed

  1. Anonymous says:

    DON’T TASE ME BRO!!! They should hold contests for who gets to taze the jackasses that run on the field.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Instead of a sausage race, pick three fans from the stands and whoever can get up first after being tased wins a free seat upgrade.


    GH: Gavin’s new taze game should immediately replace that lame lawnmower challenge.

  3. Anonymous says:

    FUCK anybody who jumps on to the field of play- nobody knows their intentions and if Tazering them is the easiest way to immobilizing them then more power to the stadium security and/or police personnel for doing it.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Pick your poison
    Mike Curtis forearm shiv or Taze?
    At first blush I’d have to say the taze was a bit of an over reaction. Good thing the cop had tazer…looks like he’s had a few Philly Cheesesteaks as well….would of never caught that kid.

  5. Anonymous says:

    absolutely fantastic.
    Darwinism at its finest

  6. Anonymous says:


  7. Anonymous says:

    I heard Denny Matthews tried to have Sluggrrr tazed.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Good one Cliffy. And was that Bob Golic of the Mike and Mike Show?
    And tazing a fan who runs onto the field. What will they think of next? Shooting unarmed college students on campus? (Kent State 40 years ago today.)


    GH: I confused my Golic brothers once again. Thanks for the fix.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Jojo ?
    My girlfriend has an orgasm when I tazed her.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I’m OK with the tasing. You REALLY don’t know a person’s intent.

    Saying that, if it were a drunken, outta shape, over-weight guy and he died or went into a coma, I imagine there might be a problem.

    I think it should be written in small-print on your ticket, announced on the jumbtron, or put on signs in the ballpark that running on the field could lead to serious retaliation from police, including tasing.

    And I’m thankful it was a white guy that got a first-time tasing from a white cop. I GUARANTEE if the kid was African-American, this story would be needlessly blown WAY out of proportion. The kid was stupid for going on the field and deserved a tasing.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Bull Connor
    Screw tazing. Let’s unleash some firehoses and attack dogs on them.

  12. Anonymous says:

    400 murders a year in philly and this fat
    donut eating police officer is running down
    some kid and tazering the kid?
    Wow..what great work from the men in uniform.
    Next they’ll be cuffing grandma…who gives
    a f*ck…the kid pulled a prank..got hit
    …and fell like a sack of onions.
    Wow…great work. Question is was why the
    hell is theofficer at the ballgame and not
    protecting citizens from crime/murder/rape?
    Lookl at that fat policeman…lets have a race..
    fans versus the cops and security guards…
    i’ll beton the fan.

  13. Anonymous says:

    If this happened in the good old Saddam days in Iraq the kid would have been tortured and then tossed off a building a couple of times until his head split like a watermelon. There is nothing like the threat of pain or death to modify behavior.

  14. Anonymous says:

    nick sed:
    And I

  15. Anonymous says:

    Can I taze Tim, the annoying in-between inning guy at the K?!

  16. Anonymous says:

    How do you spell Tebow?

  17. Anonymous says:

    OF COURSE jojo would have the idiot Philly fan’s back…

  18. Anonymous says:

    Anyone who is ok with tazing some random douche running around on the field is himself a douche. Sorry Greg, that means you too.

    These stun devices kill people. THEY KILL PEOPLE. Young people, old people, healthy people — it doesn’t matter as you can fucking die from being tazed.

    Idiots running around on fields in the middle of games has been going on since the invention of said fields/games — let’s stick to the tried-and-true method of form-tackling.

    Wait, fuck that… let’s start tazing everyone and then those who support this method can just as easily pickup the tab for any/all resulting lawsuits.

    “Sorry kids, we’ve got no money to pay for your teacher this year as the State has to pay for the rash of tazing deaths/lawsuits.”

  19. Anonymous says:

    can’t say
    good take jojo

  20. Anonymous says:

    Paul…. if we are going to taze ALL people who run onto the field, because we don’t know their intentions, what would happen if Morganda(sp) or a newer version of the “kissing bandit” were to take the field? I think the tazer on some kid is a little overboard.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Rainbow Man
    That guy looks like Beavis.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Lobay Sereda
    How stupid are you if you can’t tell after the fourth zig zag pirouette how harmless this kid was? Cops and security guards have itchy trigger fingers on the tazer guns now. It’s taze first, use common sense later. Fat cops who are never required to stay in shape are whipping out their tazers, security guards who aren’t skilled enough to handle a drunken fan are whipping out their tazers, kids on campus are getting tazed for smarting off to campus security…this whole tazer movement is f’n ridiculous. People haven’t changed. Everyone is just as crazy and stupid and foolish as they always have been. It’s the cops who have gotten lazier and more pigheaded, and small time security guards who have been unwisely armed with tazer guns they think they have to use 9 times out of ten to settle a dispute.

    Some stupid kid ran on the field during a boring baseball game? Well boo hoo. Why don’t you cry about it. That was probably the most exciting thing that happened all night. What would happen to Morganna if she was still in action these days? Would some dumb meathead taze those ta tas?

    It’s absolutely amazing how cops ever survived and handled minor disturbances in the past without these magical tazer guns that they’re so quick to fall back on now. You lazy meatheaded doughboy, learn how to take a guy down you worthless turd.

  23. Anonymous says:

    F*ck tazing him
    they should of shot and killed him. Jack Bauer would of.

  24. Anonymous says:

    If my son was tazed for running on a baseball field I would sue them. You never know if someone has a heart condition or some health problem that might make tazing become deadly. It just isn’t right. It was a bad call. Obviously the guy was a young kid and obviously there was no intent to harm anyone so the fatso should have just taken him down. Tazing is something that should be taken more seriously. I do not agree with this at all.

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