Tony: It’s The Cowtown Season Of Divorce

They say that Springtime is the season for new love. Sadly, in this town it’s also the time to discard old flames in order to go and chase poontang romance.

To wit, it’s with great sadness that I note a few recent divorces among the elite gentlemen of this town.

Here at KCC, our dear leader Hearne Christopher finalized his divorce this week. There was Pitch reporting on the subject, homo rumors online but for the most part I hear it was amicable.

Local Transit impresario and KC Strip co founder Bill George also untied his knot a few weeks ago. He must be taking it well because I recently saw him out with an AMAZINGLY HOT RED HEAD.

Finally, local rich dude and Mutual Fund Store founder Adam Bold dissolved his martial obligations recently as well. I know, I know, Bold isn’t really a high-profile dude but his recent foray into the public spotlight is worth noting.

Just recently Bold was co-chairmen for this year
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9 Responses to Tony: It’s The Cowtown Season Of Divorce

  1. Anonymous says:

    its the tiger syndrome…everyone looking for
    something bigger and better.
    saw bold at sullivans…that bastion of hot
    older women who swing at lionsgate.
    Oh…to be young again….and get a second
    shot at hot hot sex (like what tony gets)…
    the world is crazy right now but there’s a lot
    of money changing hands.
    by the way…where does bolds ex hang out?

  2. Anonymous says:

    don’t worry adam or even hearne (ha ha) no one reads this piece of shit web site:

  3. Anonymous says:


  4. Anonymous says:

    KCMO staffer
    Hearen, your wife left you, wow what a shock. I saw you out with several young gals, she just wised up to your shananagans. Now go join your pal on the ‘bar scene.’

  5. Anonymous says:

    Hope it all works out for you Hearne.

  6. Anonymous says:

    C’mon Tony lay out some dirt. Hearne was somewhat Tiger-Esque in his conquests between the time he said “I do” and the judge said “Oh no you don’t. He’s in that rare trainwreck air with people like Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan.

  7. Anonymous says:

    KCMO Staffer Get a life? You work for Cumulus! What are they paying you these days10.00 hour? What a jealous fuck you must be. Was wondering if you are male or female or just a lonely fuck who jacksoff all day. Wait, I forgot, you work for Cumulus. Life must suck for bored fucks like you.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Yeah Tony spill the beans. I’m sworn to secrecy but the story of the less than 24 hour engagement to Tim Finn’s new girlfriend is a doozy. And speaking of why not dish up some truth on TF’s grieving widower story. It ain’t gossip if it’s true and sheds some light on a persons true character. After all,you are the ORIGINAL Perez Hilton. If we’re gonna clean this town up we may have to do it one person at a time.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Boys, boys, boys – very imaginative. Very imaginative.

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