OTC: Royals Outlook On Opening Day? Familiar
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smartman
Gloom, despair and agony on me. Deep dark depression excessive misery. If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all. Gloom despair and agony on me. They should play this old Hee Haw ditty at The K right after the National Anthem.
Great article in Vanity Fair about Tiger and some of his poontang gang. No matter what you’ve heard or think. After reading the article you will realize that Tiger and his handlers are the ultimate group of douchebags ever. If it were my call I wouldn’t let his sorry ass through the gates at Augusta.
jojo
ROYAL OUTLOOK:
1. with a fast start it could be interesting
going into may. After that the arms tire and
the bats get heavy.
2. Defense. Moore said he would improve the
defense. The gaem I saw had 4 errors and
2 dropped popups. Hillman should have held
camp inthe offseason and explained to his
infielders that catching pop ups is a very
crucial part of playing baseball.
3. zack: If he gets just a little bit of
hitting…he’s a 20 game winner. Look at his
games last year where he got no offense from
the royals bats. 20 games…you’re one fourth
the way to 500 season.
4. Crow: wtf did they do here…this guy
looked great in spring training and they sent
him down.
5. Hillman: on the unemployment line like
8 million americans by the all star game if the
team looks bad. This guy couldn’t coach
duke or butler to a single win in a season.
The worst guy at this time in royals history.
Just the wrong kind of manager.
6. How to get the entire team to hit
.333. Tell them if they go 1 for 3 they get
pods wife for a night. If that doesnt motivate
this bunch of rag tag players nothing will.
7. gordon: ship him out.
8. guillen: looks fantastic but at 12 million
bucks in a final contrct year who wouldn’t.
DH the guy and hopefully he gets off to a
great start and someone wants to trade for
him late in the season and the royals get
something for this pr*ck.
9. George Brett: Once my hero. But ageaand
a face damaged by too much sun has ruined this
guy. While the players in surprise gave o0ut
autographs like candy brett showed an arrogant
abusive personality that did not set well with
anyone who watch him. An ambassador for the
royals? Hardley…just because kauffman loved
this guy doestn mean he can collect a paycheck
for doing nothingand being ann a$$hole.
And look how well he’s done mentoring players
like gordon. Worst royal I’ve seen.
10. Moore: experiment is over if this team
falls flat. NO young talent coming up..no
real talent on the team…guy has no way to
evaluate talent. Royals should have followed
the chiefs..bring in the best ssistant coaches
money can buy…people who can win and shown
it…(weiss/romeo) and move hillman to cleaning
up the clubhouse and making sure there are
plenty of decks of cards for the players.
11. Fans: gotta say they are great. 1.7 million
fans last year at the k with a team that
stunk. Everyone says st. louis is a great
sports team. BULLSHIT! Per capita kansas city
fans are better than st. louis fans. Loook
at the rams…and the cards draw 3 million in
a town twice the size of kc but they’ve been
winnersfor dozens of years with a huge market
to draw from.
11. Strouds: sorry but strouds chicken is
best served right off the frying pan.
Mike..you ruin your product gby serving it
at royalsstadium. The grease in those pans
makes the difference nd you can’t get it
at a concesssion stand.
12. Butler-Duke: I’m pulling for butler
but if you watched the interviews on sundy
they looked really worn out. Plus I heard one
of their starters is hurt. Great run butler
but it will tke a miracle to pull this one off.
But if they do..expect 8 movies…100 dvds…
year after year referring to this miracle
season…and history being made that they
beat duke.
13. KU: TALKED WITH more ku fans this
weekend. Its over…get over it. Its a game…
now lets start thinking bout football and
the worse coach in history. Heard that turner
is making players go to prayer meetings
3 or 4 times a week. One huge legacy from
ku called it absurd and a turnoff to the
players who don’t want to be in that type of
environment.
14. MU: gabbert looking great…we’re expect
some big things this year. 2 losses probably
(texas and nebrska) but besides that we also
are looking to figure out how to beat the
southern team. Do that and it’s time for
BCS.
15. TIGER: HIS former mistress is stripping
during the masters at a strip club called the
“pink poney”. I’m sure tiger would love to
“ride” that thing one more time before he
“tees” off.
jojo
Tiger is big bucks to the pga adn the other
golfers know it.
My prediction: Masters reaches tv vidwership
numbers close to the super bowl. Maybe not
that great but who wouldn’t want to see this
“player” and his “pimps” on the augusta
national course. Watch …if he’s close to
winning on sunday…there will be “tiger
watch” parties…all the free booze…sex and
ho’s anyone would want.
Shows us money is everything.
Paul
Get a job, jojo…..SERIOUSLY.
The DLC
Get a blog, jojo.
bschloz
16. jojo is the KC Blog Father!
good stuff.
I hope Duke gets the yips tonight.
They look to good though…like UCONN women in
in jockstraps!
DonkeyPunch
jojo sed:
ROYAL OUTLOOK:
donkeypunch sez:
I stopped after this to save myself five minutes of my life
Tiger Tamer
Jojo, do you have a job??
I did enjoy this post, but man, your posts are longer than the stories in The Pitch, so long only their mommies read them. Come to think of it, do you have a mother? Were you Rosemary’s Baby?
DonkeyPunch
Tiger Tamer asked:
Were you Rosemary
Rick in PV
Even JoPo did not turn in his annual “Royals will win the division” column in the Star … sad …
jojo
Actually have a great job..own my own company…
doing well but always in need of more business.
I do tracking for clients on the internet
and with 30 clients spending tons of money
i need a break from that so i turn to
kc confiendtial.
I am the blog father…but noone can disagree
with what i say. Offer some insightful
conversations/opinions about whats on the
blogs and lets discuss these issues.
I have been right much of the time and picked
lots of winners over the last 3 years.
I’ll start putting on financial winners so you
guys can make some extra money.
I told you about entercom and I have another
stock thats going nuts.
also…if you getinto real estate now theres
some incredible deals.
If you choose not to read my blogs…fine…
i don’t get paid and it costs you nothing.
I’m very visible in the city, I have a huge
number of contacts and probably can give you
guys some ides on where and whats shaking.
I know I write a lot but hey…theres no gun
to your head to read it.
have some fun..enjoy life and lets get ready
to rumble…
signed
the blog father.
DonkeyPunch
jojo sed:
enjoy life and lets get ready
to rumble
MandDShagger
Opinion are like assholes. Everybody has one. Hey jojo based on probably 75% of the posts you’ve made on KCC I’ve got a psyche profile on you from a well published psychiatrist who formerly worked for the FBI. You are one fucked up dude and that’s a fact. You can rant and screed and brag all you want but you’ve got some issues.
Stevo
GH what do you think about the Mcnabb trade?
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GH: I thought it was funny that it was reported McNabb told the Eagles he’d retire before being traded to the Raiders. Will he make a difference in Washington? I think he’s past his prime and Washington is simply a place to get paid and maybe extract some revenge on the Eagles. Washington ain’t going anywhere in the postseason and neither is Donovan.
Arte
Jojo’s post is a little long. However I must agree with his take on George Brett. Don’t know if it really has to do with his face turning into a worn out catcher’s mitt but the guy is certainly not pleasant to be around. I’m not a pyschologist, but he’s showing the classic symptons of a former star who’s has no challenges except for an occasional celebrity golf scramble. It’s becoming rather sad.
DonkeyPunch
Arte sed:
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Stevo
I’ve never been the biggest Frank White fan in the booth and I really wish Split’s voice keeps improving(it is a little bit better). But after listening to Knight and Musberger all basketball season, isn’t it nice to hear the color guys and know they did a little research in preparing for their job?
Stevo
Don’t spend any money on your bullpen and this is the crap you get. Way to go Glass. Spoil Greinke’s win and take the air out of all the Royals fans. Boo.
JoHawk
Observations:
1. Splitt can stay as long as he wants to. He is no sympathy hire. Dude knows his shit.
2. KK sucks.
3. Meier sat
4. Royals lose again
5. KK sucks.
6. bullpen was weak
7. KK sucks.
jojo
hey fans/dsiciples and readers…
did you notice how many people agreed with me
about my post and how often I was noted
in todays comments.
also notice what I said and how it came true
in the royals home openerl.
my comments aboutr popups (bloomquist sdrop),
greinke…no talent… butler…brett…
guillen looking good (think he hada good day
at the plate)…moore on the way out…
great fan support in kc… stgrouds chicken (
heard it wasnt as good as the old location
on 85th street with the sliding floors and
under the bridge)…tigers mistress…
SO WHY THE LOSERS ON HERE CONTINUE TO TRY TO
DOWNGRADE WHAT I SAY…READ MY COMMENTS…I
WAS MORE ON TODAY THAN ANY OTHER COMMENTS…
DID BETTER PREDICTING THAN KC STAR/HALL AND
THE REST OF THE ANALYSTS…SO BITCH BITCH
BITCH BUT JOJO IS BECONMING TO PERSON WHO
KNOWS WHATS HAPPENING AND WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN
…I WILL CONTINUE POSTING ON A DAILY BASIS
SO YOU CAN SEE THAT I AM PRETTY GOOD AT
THIS AND I DON’T MAKE A DIME DOING IT.
aLSO…look for the turner gill story to break
soon because its getting lots of talk in
alwrence…even the allen clan is complaining about it and soon it will make headlines…
remember.. you heard it here first from jojo.
jojo
On the way to the doctors. Shoulder separation from patting myself on the back.