Hearne: K.C. Strip to Delay Launch, Debut at American Royal BBQ Oct. 1st

This just in from Wild Bill Nigro of Westport and KC Strip fame…

Owing to a tight economy and logistical concerns – not the least of which are technical difficulties with the party trolley’s much ballyhooed Confession Cams – the April 9th launch (April 10th if you’re a Star subscriber) has been delayed.

“We absolutely, positively have to have the Confession Cams working,” Nigro says. “No confessions, no stripping.”

Tentative plans now call for an October 1st launch to coincide with the 31st annual American Royal BBQ Contest.

“We missed St. Patrick’s Day and the Big 12 tourney – those would have been killer drunken expeditions,” Nigro says. “But we can’t go back, so we’re going forward – and what else in town comes close to the bbq contest?”

Stay tuned. More information will be released later tonight.

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5 Responses to Hearne: K.C. Strip to Delay Launch, Debut at American Royal BBQ Oct. 1st

  1. Anonymous says:

    craig glazer
    Billy, Billy, Billy….

  2. Anonymous says:

    Are you guys high? You’re going to miss the prime going out season. You’re going to open up just before winter. You might as well delay another year so you can start off with a bang. Dumb asses. I really hope this is a late april fools joke.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Uh, April Fools?

  4. Anonymous says:

    craig glazer
    Its a joke and not real, opeing on times

  5. Anonymous says:

    Waldo Rapist
    Craig Glazer says so. it must be true.

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