Hearne on the Street: Lahna Turner Cracks Up Stanford’s, Poses Nude, Anoints Glazer

It takes moxie to fall in love and marry a broke dude that tips the scales at 800 pounds…

Not to mention, be able to laugh and joke about it before hundreds of people you never even met. Comic Lahna Turner is loaded with moxie, that and a deft comedy touch, as evidenced by her performance Friday before a packed house at Stanford & Sons comedy club. And further evidenced by her posing nude while pregnant for the cover of her new CD, “If These Lips Could Talk.”

Make no mistake, Turner’s comedy may be subtle at times, but it’s waaaay out there.

“Is it wrong to tell an AIDS patient to stay positive?” she asks.

Wanna souvenir T shirt to commemorate Turner’s side-splittingly funny show? No problem, other than your only choice being the AIDS patient joke in white letters on a black T.

Try wearing that to a Pride rally…

“I didn’t think (many) people would buy it, so I did a short run,” Turner says. “And then they sold out, so I printed more. It’s gone over really well. I’ve really never had any feedback from people, but I don’t think anybody’s gotten upset.”

Turner says she and husband/funny guy Ralphie May (now slimmed to a 400 pounds and still dropping) love playing Kansas City.

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7 Responses to Hearne on the Street: Lahna Turner Cracks Up Stanford’s, Poses Nude, Anoints Glazer

  1. Anonymous says:

    So let me get this right, Glazer is not a womanizer, because he books lots of female comics? Ones who are nude on dvd covers? And pretty? I’ll bet all the female comics are hot lookin, thats why he books them. Please lets not give him credit for that. Mrs. May, heard you on radio, like your funny, dirty, sick songs.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I am a Ralphie May fan. Saw you both in San Fran. last year, great show. I have to agree with Davy though, Craig likes the pretty ones, sorry Craig, just saying. But she is funny. I bought her dvd online.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Pretty girl. Sure her boobs are big enough for you craig?

  4. Anonymous says:

    Ever gonna be a story about Glazer without him and strippers,hot girls or wanting another one?

  5. Anonymous says:

    Its nice you book female comics, thank you for that. Is Ralphie May going to play your comedy club?

  6. Anonymous says:

    craig glazer
    yes Ralphie is in June.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Copy Desk
    Hearne…a bad wrap is what they serve at McDonald’s. Rap. Rap. Rap.

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