1. During every election politicos attempt to “unite” Kansas City yet this town remains one of the most segregated metropolitan areas in the nation.
2. This Midwestern burg hasn’t been home to a championship pro-sports team in almost a generation yet people still keep buying tickets to witness – year after year Mediocrity.
3. Simply because a restaurant isn’t a chain and hires people with visible bad tattoos – Patrons are expected to pay top dollar and extol the virtues of a local establishment.
Succotash at its new-ish location is the perfect example of this phenomena.
Now, if I was a d-bag like Tim Finn I would just write a series of platitudes and top every third sentence off with the word “dandy” in lieu of a serious description of the cuisine.