Tony: Once Again, We (Sadly) Consider Wedding Bells for Holly Starr

In this Winter of our discontent, it seems that we can’t even count on the hotness of Holly Starr. Or at least the illusion that she’s even halfway attainable.

Yep, Holly Starr is reportedly very happy with her new beau and all signs point to a possible engagement on the horizon according to sources close to Kansas City’s hottest television personality.

Who’s the lucky guy?

Well, that’s the horrible part for her ample single-guy fan base comprised mostly of chunky ne’er-do-wells like myself along with jealous women who will never live up to the impossible standard of beauty, intelligence and class which defines Holly Starr.

Holly’s possible new hubby is John Thomson, President and CEO of KC-based Saepio Technologies, Inc. so he’s probably loaded. Thomson is described as a world traveler for his company that offers software solutions for Sprint, Nextel, McDonald’s, BMW and many others. He also lives in Westwood Hills in some rehabbed house that probably costs as much as the small Texas village from which my family originates.

So, while I wish Holly every happiness. I have to wonder if a possible marriage to this “Cadillac among men” will prove to be a reality check for my fellow Holly Starr fanboys. Of course, I know there’s no way I could date Holly Starr at the moment. But it’s not impossible that I might win the Missouri lottery tomorrow and that, in turn, could finance the many years of working out, plastic surgery and sensitivity training it would take for me to get in Holly Starr’s league.

But if she ends up getting married to the techno-bohunk then that spoils even the fantasy of availability that powers the career of most TV personalities. And I don’t even want to think of a pregnancy completely wrecking her body. Even the idea is sacrilege among her fans no matter how much we might like her personally.

Still, the fact of the matter is: Holly seems happy. And that’s probably much more important than catering to the daydreams of her many devoted fans.

Tony Botello

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33 Responses to Tony: Once Again, We (Sadly) Consider Wedding Bells for Holly Starr

  1. Anonymous says:

    He looks like a winner. “cough” “Cough”

  2. Anonymous says:

    hey tony…you are a sick son of a bitch.
    You really need to get a life…get on the
    nutri system diet and see a shrink.
    You are a weird freaking dude and should scare
    every woman in the city.
    Stalking a woman and finding out about her
    background is really a crime so stop this
    obsessive behavior vso you can stay out of

  3. Anonymous says:

    that 38 the spot bit she does makes me want to poke my eyes out, cancel my cable subscription and toss my 50 inch plasma screen in the trash.

    At least when Maradith Heinous was doing it, you could tell that she was humiliated by her dumbed-down sister channel duties. Holly seems perfectly cast for the vapid drivel she spews out.

    Seriously, who writes that shit? Is it really intended for someone that is semi-retard…or are holly and her team just that fucking stupid?

  4. Anonymous says:

    rob lane
    Holly wait for Glazer…at least try it before you buy it.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I would have nothing to do with glazer.

  6. Anonymous says:

    To Holly imposter above
    Holly and Craig are friends, she would never make that comment. But she would probably never date him though- lol. He has black barbie anyway.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Reply to ReallY?
    Hey ReallY, instead of criticizing Holly, just don

  8. Anonymous says:

    I would say the picture doesn’t do holly justice either.

  9. Anonymous says:

    True, better pictures of Ms. Starr out there but her beauty still shines. Now, alluding to the comment from ReallY— it’s absurd to compare Meradith to Holly and truth be known, Meradith was fired I once read. Meriadith had a bad reputation as well. When you look like Ms. Starr it really doesnt matter what you are saying. Also, remember her talents are not limited to just The 38 Spot. She is well known in Vegas and in the sports scene here in Kansas City. I believe she could go as far as she wanted to in the biz. Not sure how this engagement thing will hurt her career but with her talent, it shouldn’t

  10. Anonymous says:

    My wife and I love Holly Starr. She

  11. Anonymous says:

    I have also just heard positive girl next door type of things about Holly. But what is this about Meridith bad reputation? Not really sure you should say that without backing it up.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Domesticated Diva
    First off I love Tony’s blog. I do think he stalks Holly Star some but I know it that is what the readers want. She seems cool. Had to laugh when I read ESPN comment about that Stephanie woman- who has unrealistic views on fashion. So funny that my grandmother said the same thing, that she looks like a man. Anyway, pretentious people like her really bother me. She needs to showcase ways to spend hard earned money more appropriately. She is completely detached from most peoples normal lives. The majority of readers typically just roll their eyes at her nonsensical suggestions opinions or just skip the pomposity all together. Now, SHE is revolting!!! Tony, showcase her in your blog. I know you are not a fan of her type.

  13. Anonymous says:

    to Rick
    Heard the same kind of rumors about HOENES, the allegations etc. Also I saw her at a chiefs game a few years back in a short short miniskirt. She was displaying public intoxication for all the world to see. Extremely obnoxious, loud and crude- and unalbe to sit lady like in that skirt. This must be why she was fired and why she can not land a more impressive anchor spot that she thinks she deserves, but others don’t.

    The following was found online:
    In a terse note to staffers, Rick Iler, who took over as general manager at KSHB last August said:
    Hello Everyone,
    Meredith Hoenes is no longer an employee of KSHB/KMCI. Please do not allowed Meredith in the building without the knowledge and consent of Craig Allison, Tracy Wakeman or myself.
    (This sounds pretty serious to me..)
    AND this
    “most of the stories I’ve heard about the recent Meredith Hoenes departure involve her acting like a total B.”

    Not cool. Who does she even this she is? Sorry if this bores you .. birdman.

  14. Anonymous says:

    all these posts about holly being this incredible
    person seem like b.s. posts.
    They are just too mushy and too good to be true.
    Almost sound phony.
    She’s a local personality with some talent
    and she’s a really neat person but we all have
    faults and problems. She’ll need more than just
    good looks to make it big because there are
    thousands of “holly stars” out there.
    I wish her luck…provided tony stops stalking

  15. Anonymous says:

    Juris Doctor
    Fun to get side-tracked from the humdrum of local politics and get down to the sinister things that we cherish in this society. Bashing women! First things first: Holly Starr, cute, mediocre talent. Would have to see her tapdance naked before I could determine if she is truly gifted. Her being engaged interests me not. Meradith Hoenes, I don’t care for Mexicans but she is not the worst one I have ever seen and I have never seen her on TV. Last. Stephanie. This is Stephanie Odear.Prideful wife of Craig O’Dear the blowgut, know it all attorney, best known for his philandering ,gloating and boasting. Seems bragging runs in the family as both refer to and reflect upon their phony self-importance on a daily basis. I refuse to read her column in Spaces KC, consisting of narcissistic fictional oinions, and would rather poke a pencil in my eye than view any pictures of this hermaphrodite. Just sayin.

  16. Anonymous says:

    i hear Starr on 810 radio alot. can believe those guys would talk her up if they read this blog cause they do on air and say wife and kids like her to.

  17. Anonymous says:

    thanks “to rick”

  18. Anonymous says:

    Dexter Morgan
    Somebody tell me, besides fake tits, what in the hell does Holly Starr have in the way of talent?

  19. Anonymous says:

    Dexter Morgan
    Just found out for myself. Saw her commercial on 41 and she is hott and does have talent! Tits look real too.

  20. Anonymous says:

    hey dexter…don’t knock those fake tatas.
    Rick’s never felt them but I have and I
    am a big fan of dr. bortnick and his
    incredible handiwork.
    Either a woman has small ones or she goes
    to a surgeon. Its like the mcdonalds
    aS FAR AS TALENT…holly probably has some
    talent. It seems she’s hooking up with
    supposedly wealthy guys or famous guys with
    money. nO clerk at the local price chopper has a
    chance with her…so unless you’re upper
    bracket ….stay away.
    Being attractive..nice…sweet…down to earth
    never got any woman anywhere. All the famous
    women out there are cut throat…social climbers…talented in their own way…vicious..
    hard driving…edgy and they know how to get
    what they want regardlessof what stands in
    front of them. Unfortunately Holly may just be
    too nice and not the hungry/ruthless personality
    it takes to be successful in media today.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Love her wonky eye!

  22. Anonymous says:

    wtf is a wonky eye. you must be talking about yur wife. she can eat crackers in my bed anytime. marry me not him holly .

  23. Anonymous says:

    What Jojo says is true. I have never felt fake breasts. Jojo do you feel these before or after church?

  24. Anonymous says:

    Rick you are the BOMB!!! You promise not to slam Jojo any more and you keep your word but are able to bust him out all the same. Way to skin the cat brother. Jojo is like the worse human being ever and I LOVE it when folks point out that he is a hypocritical punk.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Holy guacamole, I just googled Stephanie (Doolan) O’Dear and found her Facebook page. E gads. Someone needs to feed that horse a carrot. Could it be that Stephanie was once Stephen before a trip to Tailand?

  26. Anonymous says:

    craig glazer
    Boy she sure is a “hot topic” and guys I agree, she is hot and I also, as a pro, think her top part(u know) is real…seems a nice girl and Holly you got my vote…all the best..

  27. Anonymous says:

    johnny dare shows respect for no one but holly so their must be something different about her.when she is on the show he acts like a little pup with his tail tucked between his legs.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Starr is a huge hit on all the radio stations it seems. She can talk a mean game of sports too. Nice respectable KC girl. Like Glazer, she has my vote.

  29. Anonymous says:

    ‘ReallY’ you are a dumbass to even think Hoenes held a candle to Starr. Have you see the commercials this girl does? They are hot and sex-y as hell in a girl next door way. She could melt this GD snow.

  30. Anonymous says:

    rob lane
    C I told ya Holly, put the rich guy on hold, its Glazer….a bad boys, bad boy. If not maybe J.D. thats Dare.

  31. Anonymous says:

    Did some digging and turns out Holly Starr and Stephanie “tranny” O’Dear were once sister in laws. Holly was married -yes married to Stephanie’s brother Scott. Talk about a small world. Look for yourself-this is 100% true.

  32. Anonymous says:

    Holly’s beau is one of the most intelligent and genuine men I have ever met. We’ve been friends since junior high and Holly is as lucky to have him as he is to have her. Thank God that some people are able to find eachother in this world full of angry, bitter people.

  33. Anonymous says:

    jane dod
    she IS married…

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