Move Over Tom Jones: “Trash Mouth” Baker’s Permanent State of Arousal

Good god almighty, lord have mercy..

For years local blues diehards have marveled at singer Tom “Trash Mouth” Baker’s seemingly steadfast state of arousal while performing on stage. Simply stated, the fact is that there is nothing whatsoever subtle about Trash Mouth’s, um, condition, as evidenced by his performance Tuesday night at Knuckleheads Saloon.

I’m going to try and be reasonably subtle for the sake of good taste here, but do the words “tent ” and “pole” ring any bells?

Trust me, I’m not exaggerating.

The plain fact is, were Trash Mouth to perform at, say the Kansas City Country Club, for example, he could easily be arrested for violating Mission Hills’ Public Nudity Ordinance, Section 11.16. for the depiction of “covered male genitals in a discernible state of
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