Tony: UMKC Needs You To Help Celebrate Vaginas

I’ve never seen The Vagina Monologues all the way through because, like most things concerning vaginas, it’s probably really interesting for about two and a half minutes and then not so much.

Still, dramatic women on stage chatting, shouting, praising and describing their vaginas simply proves that there’s nothing in this world that can’t be turned into something boring. Therefore, UMKC is actually a prefect place for an upcoming Vagina Monologues production.

Auditions for the UMKC’s production of the Vagina Monologues are sceduled for the following dates;

Friday, November 13 from 3-7pm
Saturday,November 14 from 1-3pm

The auditions will take place at UMKC’s Women’s Center. 5100 Rockhill Road (105 Haag Hall) So, at the very least there’s one place that will be openly discussing vaginas as the holiday season approaches other than sports bars and the Internets.

The audition is open to both pro-actors and amateurs and walk-ins to the vagina fest are welcomed. Which should make people giggle, and is probably more entertaining than any show purporting to entertain the public by delving into sordid stories of the female anatomy.

Tony Botello
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4 Responses to Tony: UMKC Needs You To Help Celebrate Vaginas

  1. Anonymous says:

    Do you have to have a vagina to audition?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Did you go to UMKC? I think I had you in a class.

  3. Anonymous says:

    midtown miscreant
    I heard they were changing the title to the Queef Chronicals.

    Too much? Sorry, my bad.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Tim: You mean you were in the same class with Tony by “had you in class”, not in the sexual way right?

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