About that water fight between the Woodside Health & Tennis club’s go-go summer Saturday meet market action and the Power & Light District’s new rooftop pool, The Jones....
One of Woodside’s most loyal party people – Stanford & Son’s Craig Glazer – finally made it downtown to check out the newcomer up close and personal. And the verdict is…”
“The pool is clearly built for one reason,” Glazer says of The Jones. “To meet hotties – hotties or I want to get a great tan in a downtown atmosphere. The impressive thing about The Jones is the area around it is massive. You could easily put 500 to 600 people up there.”
That from the dude who liked Woodside’s smoking singles scene to that of a Playboy Mansion bash…
One arguable downside: that The Jones pool is maybe only two thirds the size of Woodside’s “big adult pool,” Glazer says. “It’s a square and it’s more nouveau but I think the pool is the least impressive thing about it. It has two bars – very well appointed. That’s the good news; the bad news is the bathroom facility is like a sports stadium – they’re real basic, no frills. And there are no lockers yet. They say they’re planning on them in the future, but they do have changing area rooms, like what you’d see at a clothing store. But there are only three and three shower heads, all exposed to the pool so people can look. So you’re not going to be taking a nude shower.”
Comic Jimmie J.J. Walker’s take after checking out The Jones while in town for a fundraiser this week:
“It’s really nice out here, it’s a beautiful spot. I think it’s a very nice spot. It’s just that I’m not sure with the weather and everything how long they can make it run. But I think it’s a very relaxing area.”
jojo
more old guys fantasizing about the “old” days. Can we get someone under 60 to give us their
take on the pools. The old guys who talkabout
these pools can’t even read the newspaper without reading glasses much less get it up.
If you want some opinion about these “vegas:
style pools at least get someone the same age
as the hotties and not some creepy sad old
worn out voyeurs like the ones on here.
craig glazer
Hey jackoff JOJO, Jimmy lives in Vegas, most of my girlfriends are in their 20’s and better looking than the hookers you try and buy off Indy ave when you can afford it…I am over 50 now, but trust me built way better than you, bench 300 and know alot more about hotties than you ever dreamed of while you wack off at night to some cable porn….again buy that book and you can see my photo and see how “old” I am…oh and by the way I don’t have to pay to play…so I think I know just a little bit about pools, hotties,entertainment and the like….unlike you I have lived it my whole life…I’m sure you will have a smart ass rebutt…but unlike me shmuck I can back it up,prove it and am not some pretend guy on a blog with no name or credit, who has not accomplished much in life and now brother ITS TOO LATE…BY THE WAY WALKER IS A LEGEND…WE ALL GROW OLDER…AND I THINK HE’S DONE WELL WITH HIS LIFE….
smartman
Jojo vs Glazer. I feel like I just died and went to heaven!
mermaid
Sounds to me like JoJo hasn’t gotten any in a LONG time! If you are even wasting your time blogging about older guys then really you obviously are having a bit of a hard time or should I say “not hard” time of it. You will be older too one day JoJo. It seems that maybe they’re giving you a little competition. Oh well look what you have to look forward too- hotties – that is after you’ve aged and gotten your big head out of your ass. In the mean time stop being such a jealous bore.
ManDshagger
jojo, gotta give ya some props. This is the best bait/trap since Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee got Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup to blow up in A FEW GOOD MEN.
dimebag
ManD: Like your thinking. You didn’t finish:
Kaffee: I want the TRUTH!
Jessup: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said “thank you,” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn.
smartman
Round 1 is scored 10/8 Glazer.
Rob Lane
Fun stuff
jojo
didnt mean to make anyone so mad.Was joking
about jj walker. He is not a legend.
Oh…and mermaid…wtf are you doing on this
website at 10:15 pm on a Friday nite?
Obviously you’re taking matters into your
own hands…what no man on a fridaynite.
Try priscillas…you’ll find something to
take care of your needs there.
Maureen
JoJo, I met Glazer on the Plaza last year, we dated, I thought he was maybe 41 or 42, til I read his book, he gave to me, I was a bit suprised…he is in great shape and handsome,but Craig I am thirty-one and very hot(so I have been told) you don’t just date twenty year old bimbo’s and I am not a bimbo…
buzz buzzerson
is hearne Glazer’s pr guy? Glazer gives out his book on dates? Glazer accuses people who make fun of his age-inappropriate ogling habits by bragging about how much sex he’s had with hotties? A hotty comes on to say she and Craig used to hook up so he should be respected?
Somehting tells me that the new new journalism won’t last all that long
smartman
Jojo, you broke my heart man. Just like when Oscar de la Hoya went girly in the final rounds of his first fight with Felix Trinidad. If you’re gonna blog the blog you gotta fight the dog either post for post or mano y mano. Teddy Atlas and I are very disappointed. We expected more.
Uncle Dick
“No mas, no mas”
smartman
Nice shout out to Roberto Duran Uncle Dick. Here’s a shout out to Arturo Gatti…rest in peace Arturo…you were the kind of guy men wanted to be and women wanted to be with. A warrior in the ring like few others in boxing today. Thanks for the memories.
the birdman
can’t we all just agree that there are no winners in a comments-section battle of words and imaginary “conquests”
mermaid
Yea guys I agree! His comeback was LAME! He could really never take me on blog for blog because I would slaughter him. But then again maybe he’s a gentleman and was trying to go lite on a girl. As for Craig he definitely won that hands down!