OTC: Whitlock’s Night in the P&LD Exposed

Jenee Osterheldt, the Tween Queen columnist in The Star

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33 Responses to OTC: Whitlock’s Night in the P&LD Exposed

  1. Anonymous says:

    Cowtown Upmycornhole
    Hey Greg Hall:

    You suck.

    That’s all.


  2. Anonymous says:


    1. DRESS CORRECTLY. If you want to get into the
    p andl district wear some nice clothes.
    How about a nice shirt..some nice slacks…
    leave the wal mart bling in the closet. If you
    were to wear clothes like that you would not
    be hassled. You don’t need a $500 outfit like
    big jason wears. Its simple. Understand it.
    Don’t wear baggy shorts. Don’t wear old t shirts or bandanas. No hats. You want the
    girls to think you have style and class.
    Its so simple that I have to believe you are
    merely looking for trouble when you go there.
    Conform and be successful…like your man Obama.
    2. No guns or knives. I know. You need protection. But the p and l doesn’t want a
    problem with gangs. 99.999% of the crowd at
    p and l is there to have some fun…get laid..
    and do it without getting a dui on the way home.
    So keep the guns and knives at home.
    3. Spend some money. The p and l needs revenue
    bad. Don’t drink your booze in your car before
    you come into a bar. Don’t smuggle your booze
    into the bars and order a coke or sprite. The
    bars are crowded and the city needs money to pay
    for the district and you are taking the space of
    a white hobo who will pay $200 for a bottle of
    grey goose.
    4. Don’t fight: Jason said in his article that
    his freind almost got into a fight but a bouncer
    broke it up. Jason, can’t your friends be civil.
    I’ve been in mosaic 20 times and never had a
    fight. Never had a problem. You walk in there
    with the “boys” after being hassled at the
    door of the bars and get into an altercation?
    How classless is that. And on top of it all
    the bouncers at mosaic are big and you don’t want
    to get into trouble with them or else?
    5. Don’t wear baggy shorts that cost $300.
    Fabric weave or not, its a little strange that
    you custom make shorts. Of course with your
    body jason they probably used an entire sheeps
    cotton coat to make them XXXXXXL.
    6. Stay straight. 60% of african american
    males 18-34 have been or are now in prison.
    The world is at your feet. You can do anything
    you want. Obama showed us that. Now go out and
    be successful. Also…don’t hang out with
    40 year old unmarried clothese designers if you’re trying to impress the white chicks.
    Why all the problems?
    Follow steps 1-6 and become a part of america.
    You can’t assimilate into society unless you
    accept the standards of our society.
    My promise to you: I won’t wear my bright red
    hand woven shirt and my bright yellow madrass
    style $40 pants that I play golf in to GAtes.
    You don’t wear your baggy shorts to p and l

  3. Anonymous says:

    Remember when Jason Whitlock was relevant…

  4. Anonymous says:

    Good stuff, Greg.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Typical Whitlock…he takes a story that’s not about him, & make it all about him.

    Thanks for the reminder of why I never read his worthless drivel.

  6. Anonymous says:


    Got it. Whitlock is fat and you like taking plausibly deniable shots at gay people. Well done. You can deny that words like “prancing” have any subtext, especially when talking about dudes in the fashion industry, but it seems pretty clear you can take the boy out of Nebraska, but you can’t take Nebraska out of the boy. What exactly does being gay, or fat, have to do with Witlack’s (spelling intentional) enormous ego or racism at the P&L?

  7. Anonymous says:

    I think it has entertainment value. There will always be a difference of opinion of what one person deems funny and another offensive. I can live with that. And I

  8. Anonymous says:

    And keep in mind that Hearne is gay, so he of all people would be offended. If he’s not, then we should all be okay with it.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I can live with it too, Hearne, and I appreciate the response. I don’t have any constitutional right to not be offended and I can always stop reading your site if I do get offended (But I won’t, I love this place). But come on, taking shots at a married-with-kids guy who also attended the Naval Academy (based on these things, I will assume he is straight, but I could be wrong) as a “prancing” “seamstress” isn’t all that entertaining. It’s homophobic and it appeals to homophobia.

    As for “fat” comments, well, it’s not entertaining either. It’s lazy and it’s way too easy. And you can publish what you want, but in one of the fattest cities in the country it seems risky too. Seriously, doesn’t Witlack present an easy enough target without going after him for his friggin’ weight? If Greg would devote a little more energy instead of taking the easy slap at Big Sexy, it might actually BE entertaining and funny.

    And I’m not offended so much as disappointed. Greg is usully a lot better than this column would indicate.

  10. Anonymous says:


    I hadn’t realized that Hearne was gay or the arbiter of homophobia anymore that Witlack gets to decide who or what is racist. My apologies.

  11. Anonymous says:

    My mistake on the post by “hearne.” I was simply logged in under his name and my comment above origianlly appeared to be from him. I’ve corrected that oversight and have attached my name to all of my scribblings. And for the record, as gay as Hearne may appear to be, he is not. I do believe he is getting a bit chunky, though.

  12. Anonymous says:

    But does he prance? Has he ever wielded a needle and thread?

  13. Anonymous says:

    Woweewow! It’s hard to tell who has the most fragile ego and most inflated sense of self importance in this little town. Is it Hearne? Craig Glazer? Keitzman or Whitlock? You guys might wanna do a reality show based on group therapy. Until someone else’s happiness becomes more important than your own you’ll never truly be happy. GROW UP!

  14. Anonymous says:

    Dexter Morgan
    That’s two disappointing Hall columns in a row.

  15. Anonymous says:

    “Typical Whitlock

  16. Anonymous says:

    Typical Greg Hall. Whitlock writes an insightfull column that makes headlines, is talked about by our three local talk shows and he bashes it and calls him fat and gay.

    Whitlock haters are worst then KK haters.

  17. Anonymous says:

    “John”, the next time Fatlock writes an “insightful” column will be the 1st time….drugs are bad, man. BACK AWAY from your crack pipe.

  18. Anonymous says:

    craig glazer
    Gosh for all the people who say they don’t like Hearne or Greg, there sure seems to be alot of readers on this site…..and the ones who yell the loudest seem to check in the most…hmmmm…by the way Hearne is not gay, he is dating a very attractive,young lady….and well she would know, and the answer is he is all about her…hmmmmm…

  19. Anonymous says:

    This is off the subject a bit but did anyone here Cajun call into Between the Lines yesterday and call KK, “Kietzlock”. I laughed hard at that one. Cajun you are my hero!

  20. Anonymous says:

    Get off Hearnes Plums Glazer
    Oh Jeezus, The coke dealing cheerleader is chiming in now. Go bankrupt a bar or something. And wipe your chin off you got some of Hearnes DNA on it.

  21. Anonymous says:

    My bad Craig, I thought you and Hearne were dating. THINK ABOUT IT!

  22. Anonymous says:

    The Donger
    Doug sure has a lot of time on his hands…

  23. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    Jason has custom made britches. Well, no shit. Outside of a big and tall store for midgets, where else can you buy shorts with a 60 inch waist and a 6 inch inseam?

    Poor Jason, he has an inferiority complex because he came in second at a Moms Mabely look-a-like contest.

    And BTW, lay off Hearne. So what if he’s a rich,drunk,whore-chaser. That might not be the only thing in life, but it sure beats the hell out of whatever is in second place. It also qualifies him to run for the Senate.

    Insightful column? Come on, Jason can barely cover sports,let alone make social commentary. When he first came to KC, he thought June Henley was Wally and Beaver’s mom.
    He used to kiss Lamar Hunt’s ass until he found out Mr. Hunt didn’t own all those great donut shops.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Hearne, Hearne little worm you’re not Lucky Luciano you’re Lucky Sperm
    You’re not funny, it’s grandpas money, you’re Fredo Corleone not Michael or Sonny.

  25. Anonymous says:

    I thought a lot of this off the couch was a non issue. Did get a few laughs. I didn’t think the prancing was a gay remark. I thought the trip to Liberty Memorial was. Uncle Dick the remark about Whitlock and Lamar’s HILARIOUS Thank you

  26. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    Thanks Rick. Being the huge(pun intended) media celebrity that he is, maybe Jason can get in touch with Chastity Bono and get the same operation, an Addadicktomy.

  27. Anonymous says:

    ha ha. The world just becomes more and more bizarre. I heard Obama is for a pro trans gender day. Geez…

  28. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    As opposed to amateur trans gender day? GM can’t make a decent transmission, maybe your Halfrican-American president they can have them make a new model, the “Trans Gender”, that starts out as a hard top but turns into a convertable as soon as you cross the Golden Gate bridge.

  29. Anonymous says:

    WOW and I thought women were drama queens are you guys for real? No wonder I can’t find a decent boyfriend in KC!!!!

  30. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    Mermaid, we avoid women whose tail smells like a fish.

  31. Anonymous says:

    Dick…..u crack me up….u need your own show

  32. Anonymous says:

    Uncle Dick
    Again, thanks Rick. If Greg could develop a deep, dark Hawaiian Tropic tan, have some nancy-boy sew him up some custom-made baggies, and learn how to mispronounce the word “ask”, he could get his job back at the $tar and I could take over OTC.

  33. Anonymous says:

    The Fashion Police
    Excuse me, but if Whitlock (or any obese person) decides to wear shorts in public, believe me, THEY SHOULD BE BAGGY. No body, and I mean NO BODY, wants to see them in what would be normally proportioned clothing for most people.

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