Hearne on the street: Would You Believe Speedo Day at The K?

Word that the Kansas City Royals are poised to bring back Halter Top Day in part to commemorate the team’s 40th anniversary might come as a shock to some…

Hey, but times change and for the first time in ages, the team has no plans for doling out those ubiquitous-but-tired bobbleheads, according to Royals spokesman Toby Cook.

Which reminds me, they never did get around to bobbleheading Kissing Bandit Morganna, did they?

I digress…

The Royals tentative plan to bring back Halter Top Day harkens back to a 1998 column I wrote in the Star.

Could Halter Top Day return to The K? I asked then Royals PR czar Mike Levy?

“I hear about this so often it’s unbelievable,” says Levy told me.

So was there a snowball’s chance in Hades of bringing

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2 Responses to Hearne on the street: Would You Believe Speedo Day at The K?

  1. Anonymous says:

    Let’s just kill two birds with one stone and have Halter/Speedo Day aka White Trash Day. That way a certain, but yet critically important, portion of our metropolitan culture can at least get some clean underbritches.
    Maybe they could hand out deodorant, toothpaste, nose and ear hair trimmers, a copy of Hooked on Phonics and that new book How to Speak without saying, ummm, ya know, OK, like, so, and my favorite youknowwhatimsayin. I’m sure the Kauffman Foundation would be all in for trying to raise the bar on social discourse interaction.
    God Bless You Mr. K. You are missed.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Here, here!

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