Hearne on the Street: Funk Foams, Britney Befuddles, Hall Huddles

It’s like this: Inquiring minds want to know…

Does Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser ever get tired of playing punching bag for the Kansas City Star and other agenda-driven entities with a knack for measuring mostly the empty portion of his, uh, cup?

“You know, here’s the answer,” Funkhouser says. “You’re not required to win the fight, but rather never to walk away from it. It’s irrelevant if I’m tired.”

Come again – so he is or isn’t tired of it?

“Well, the thing is, it’s irrelevant and, I wouldn’t tell you if I were,” he adds. “Because you never want the enemy to see you sweat.”

Got it – but does the Funk ever just feel like cocking back and delivering a roundhouse punch to whomever?

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3 Responses to Hearne on the Street: Funk Foams, Britney Befuddles, Hall Huddles

  1. Anonymous says:

    I was checking to see if it was still April Fools day. I didn’t really think the entire Cumulus organization was worth that much.

    Sports, like we don’t have enough sports coverage in KC? What’s that all about? Would Stigall share the mic, or has he in fact given notice? No way Stigall will be around for even a quarter that time. He’s clearlyg got itchy feet and besides that, all the right wing talk tories will have been hanged by then,.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Did your boyfriend agree and did your tight jeans make you that uncomfortable?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Congrats Greg!

    Looking forward to hearing you on the radio waves again.

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