Peregrine: Working Around the Bills

First Friday stories are endless and categorized by the idiotic or generous behavior of the general public.

Danielle Meister has taken on her role as junior partner at Birdies and she has begun to recognize patterns and catch phrases with customers. Over mussels at Pizzabella, she quips,
This entry was posted in Parolees and tagged . Bookmark the permalink.

5 Responses to Peregrine: Working Around the Bills

  1. Anonymous says:

    bob berdella
    Was this entry translated from French?

  2. Anonymous says:

    It’s good marketing to sneer at your customers.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Kind of heady diatribe from one who sells overpriced under britches. You can find similar quality and selection to Birdies online for much less sans the attitude

  4. Anonymous says:

    Maybe you should do a little research on your target market and design a marketing strategy that helps you reach them. Apparently your current efforts are bringing in a customer base that you despise, disparage and feel that you are superior to.

    Of course you could change your return policy and your attitude and probably wind up with the same results.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Huh. Retail clerk dbaggery couldn’t be part of the reason the Crossroads is imploding, could it?

Comments are closed.